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Date Posted: 13:30:00 07/03/08 Thu
Author: andypandy
Author Host/IP: 161.112.232.22
Subject: I'm bored so...................

"WICOE" (Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME (yes, you too Darren!) ;-)

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants only

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

*runs*

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[> Hmph -- DZR, 14:48:02 07/03/08 Thu [1] (82.6.99.15)

You know, most of the women I know are far more in need of that course than the men I know are! Especially the bit about knowing the difference between the floor and the laundry basket. And as for the business about the remote control, and learning how to find things ... *explodes*


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[> [> heh, my work here is done *smirk* -- andypandy, 14:53:06 07/03/08 Thu [1] (161.112.232.36)

you really must stop exploding sweetie pie, its very messy

*bats eyelashes*


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