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Date Posted: 03:38:34 10/25/10 Mon
Author: Rick
Subject: Re: Favorite moments with Officer Torch
In reply to: Officer Torch 's message, "Re: Favorite moments with Officer Torch" on 09:03:58 10/24/10 Sun

Sgt. Time may also face the penalty of being deported to Mars and will have to face the wrath of Azura.


"For that, I will turn you into clay and bannish you to the Clay Caves at once!"





Rick

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[> [> [> Re: Favorite moments with Officer Torch -- Officer Torch, 11:13:40 10/25/10 Mon [1]

Message Alert to Sergeant Time

Sgt.Time...if you are reading this, it would behoove you to surrender to the captain of my guard on Mongo immediately. If you are on Mars, chances are better than 50/50 Azura's people will find you. You'll wind up in the clay caves to meld in and out of the walls, to laugh without sound, to listen to that spooky song all day on the Marsak, to be issued bars of clay for craft classes, to watch Gumby (TM) repeats on the one televisor in the clay caves, and to do occasional guard duty at the cave entrance in the Valley of Desolation. Most bothersome I understand is the spooky song played all day and night which may drive you mad. Also, I understand as a Clay Man, you might not be able to drink liquids since your insides may turn to mud! Not pleasant. So, it is in your interest to surrender at once. A stratosled operated by remote control awaits you just beyond the clay cave entrance. It will remain for a short time....for TIME.


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[> [> [> [> Re: Favorite moments with Officer Torch -- Tim, 21:36:31 10/25/10 Mon [1]

I received the following message, dropped from overhead by an unknown party clad in Martian Batwings, with instructions for immediate forwarding to Officer Torch and company.

Sergeant Tim


I will not surrender!

Although the prospect of Gumby reruns and clay craft classes does give a wayward enlisted man the jitters!

Sergeant Time


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