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Author: Virginia (: )) |
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Date Posted: 05:42:40 01/22/09 Thu WHEN YOU'RE SWIMMING IN THE CREEK AND AN EEL BITES YOU ON THE CHEEK THAT'S A MORAY! Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh....it is all true... Perks of reaching 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be the first released. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 pm and ask, "did I wake you?" 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat supper at 4 pm. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10.. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is down to manageable size. 19. You're not sure who sent you this. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |