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Date Posted: 19:25:00 06/16/06 Fri
Author: John Ritter The Dead
Subject: Re: A chat with the Franchise
In reply to: Tom Dwight, E-fed Wrestling Tonight w/ The Franchise Troy Martin 's message, "A chat with the Franchise" on 16:04:26 09/24/99 Fri

Suddenly the lights go out and King of Kings begins to play. As the music hits, out walks Christopher Reeves. Except he's not walking, he's rolling. In A wheell chair. He stands on the stage with his hair dripping wet. He shakes his head and water flies off as he rolls down to the ring. He spits out some water on the way down, looking angry. Suddenly he loses control of the wheel chari and he keeps rolling down the ring. He can't stop! Ritters chair hits the mat and he flies out with force into the turnbuckle! His skulls cracks against the steel post and his brains slide out onto the mat outside! The fans give a mixed reaction as the Pope rolls out of teh ring to check on his former friend. The Pope then takes out the brain and rips it in half! Then he sticks his feet in each half, and slides around, using John Ritters slimy brain as ice skates! The Pope leaves the arena to his theme song, "PEOPLE = SHIT BY SLIPKNTO". The fans are then shown a promo for the In Ring Return of John F. Kennedy.

Rumor is, he'll be feuding the Pope for the right to be called he Pope! Many promotional pictures of JFK were shown with him wearing the Pope hat. But the WCW mkight be trying to swerve us here, because they also released a promotional poster fior Halloween Havok featuring Chris Farley with Vampire Teeth, and a heroin syringe in hios hand.

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