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Date Posted: 22:45:36 03/22/09 Sun
Author: Nora Lozada
Subject: Re: Task 2 / Tarefa 2
In reply to: Michele 's message, "Re: Task 2 / Tarefa 2" on 07:21:48 03/16/09 Mon

Tudo esta bem, somente omitir (to). agora aqui esta meu piada.

Um gago millionário vende Biblias e outro homem pergunta como é possível que podem vender muitas Bíblias? Gago da resposta: Eu...eu...eu di...di...digo as pe...pe..pe...pe...pessoas que...que... que ...tem que co...co...co...co...comp...p...p...prar u...u...u...uma Bi...Bi...Bi...Bi...Bíb...b...blia de outra ma...ma...ma...ma...ma...ma...maneira eu no...no...no vou a...a...a...até que eu le...le...le...le...leia to..to..to..to...toda a...a...a...a pa...pa...pa...para e...e...e...eles, en...en...en...então e...e...e...eles co...co...co...compram d.d.d.d. dois Bi...Bi...Bi...Bi...Bíb...b...blias.





>A blond women asked to a shop assistant:
>‘How much is that TV?’
>And she answered:
>‘Sorry, we don’t sell anything to blond women’.
>She felt very angry. So, she went to her house and had
>her hair painted. Then, she went back to the store
>with black hair.
>She asked again:
>‘How much is that TV?’
>And the shop assistant answered:
>‘Sorry, we don’t sell anything to blond women’.
>‘How do you know I’m blond?’
>‘It’s not a TV, it’s a microwave-oven.’
>
>
>In Brazil, people like telling jokes about blond women
>doing stupid things, but they don’t really believe
>that the blond women are stupid, it’s just jokes…
>Actually, I’m blond and this kind of joke doesn’t
>bother me.

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