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Date Posted: 14:39:49 10/24/01 Wed
Author: Nancy
Author Host/IP: spider-tj081.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.213.211
Subject: Scotsman in the Maternity Ward

Three men are in the maternity ward of a hospital, awaiting the imminent birth of their respective children.

One is an Englishman, one a Scotsman, and the other a Jamaican. They are all very nervous and pacing the floor.

Suddenly, the doctor bursts through the double doors saying, "Gentlemen, you won't believe this, but your wives have
all had their babies within five minutes of each other."

The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy.

"And," said the doctor, "They have all had little boys."

The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.

"However, we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the confusion, we may have mixed up the babies getting them to the nursery and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify them."

With that the Scotsman raced past the doctor and bolted to the nursery. Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!"

The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well, sir, of all the babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of Jamaican descent."

"True," said the Scotsman, "but one of the other two is English and I'm not taking the risk."

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I know, but it's the only new joke I could find!!! :)
Nancy

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