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>I hope someone is still reading this forum. All the >dates seem to be over a year old. Anyway, here's my >problem: > >I attended a Celtic festival in Williamsburg several >years ago, and the featured entertainer was the great >Alex Beaton. Among many traditional songs,he did one >that was so hilarious I nearly died laughing. I don't >know if he made up the words or not, but I can't find >anyone who ever heard of it. It is sung to the tune >of "Oh, dear, what can the matter be?" Here are the >words I can remember: > >Oh, dear, what can the matter be? >Seven old ladies were stuck in the lavat'ry. >They were in there from Sunday til Saturday, >And nobody knew they were there! > >(Six verses missing- each verse dealing with a >separate lady) The last verse is: > >The last little old lady was limber Miss Mason. >The toilets were full so she used the basin. >That was the water that I washed my face in >Because I didn't know she'd been there! > >Does anyone know this song? If you can E-mail me the >words, I would be eternally grateful. > >P.S. I only have an internet receiver routed through >my TV set. I can't print or save or cut and paste. >So, I would need it all typed out in an E-mail so I >can copy it down. (Sorry about that.) > >Can anyone help? > >celticsine@webtv.net
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