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>>I hope someone is still reading this forum. All the >>dates seem to be over a year old. Anyway, here's my >>problem: >> >>I attended a Celtic festival in Williamsburg several >>years ago, and the featured entertainer was the great >>Alex Beaton. Among many traditional songs,he did one >>that was so hilarious I nearly died laughing. I don't >>know if he made up the words or not, but I can't find >>anyone who ever heard of it. It is sung to the tune >>of "Oh, dear, what can the matter be?" Here are the >>words I can remember: >> >>Oh, dear, what can the matter be? >>Seven old ladies were stuck in the lavat'ry. >>They were in there from Sunday til Saturday, >>And nobody knew they were there! >> >>(Six verses missing- each verse dealing with a >>separate lady) The last verse is: >> >>The last little old lady was limber Miss Mason. >>The toilets were full so she used the basin. >>That was the water that I washed my face in >>Because I didn't know she'd been there! >> >>Does anyone know this song? If you can E-mail me the >>words, I would be eternally grateful. >> >>P.S. I only have an internet receiver routed through >>my TV set. I can't print or save or cut and paste. >>So, I would need it all typed out in an E-mail so I >>can copy it down. (Sorry about that.) >> >>Can anyone help? >> >>celticsine@webtv.net
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