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Date Posted: 07:28:51 09/19/09 Sat
Author: Joel & Kyle
Subject: Football Jocks Bet/Loss/Spank Club Game 4

The following is the game results on Friday, 9-l8-2009, when the Jocks played on their home field an opposing team with each entering the League Game undefeated for the season with l-0 records, Jocks were 3-0 overall for season.
The following members of the Jocks Football Club: Sean (quarterback), Kyle-defense tackle; Matt-defense/offense center; Dustin-defense tackle; Jason-defense linebacker; Joel-offense end; Luke-offense end; Darrell-offense back; and John-offense halfback all agreed as high school varsity football players bet their butts to secure wins for their school/team for a winning season and put their butts on the line to win, but if they make mistake along the way they agree to take one swat on their bare butt with a paddle for game mistakes, such as: fumbles, not blocking, causing penalties, not tacking, not knowing plays, etc. that result on a loss, then the difference of score will allow their bare butt to receive one swat for each point lost.
The following scores were made each quarter:
First Qt. - Jocks l4 pts./Opposing Team - 6 pts.
Second Qt. -Jocks 7 pts./Opposing Team - l4 pts.
Third Qt. - Jocks 13 pts./Opposing Team -l5 pts.
Fourth Qt.- Jocks 6 pts./Opposing Team l5 pts.
The following occured:

lst. Qt. Luke of the Jocks scores l9yd. TD, kick good score: 7-0.
Jocks pick-off opposing team pass on lyd. line, next play quarterback Sean runs 92 yds. for TD on quarterback keeper, extra point good,l4-0.

Opposing Team scores 5yds. TD, kick fails, score 14-6 at end of quarter.

2nd. Qt. Opposing team scores 3yd. TD and 2pts. conversion, score-l4-l4.
John of the Jocks scores 7yd. TD, kick good,, score: 21-l4.
Opposing team scores on lyd. TD, kick blocked, score at HALFTIME: Jocks-21- Opposing Team-20.

3rd. QT. Joel of the Jocks scores on 64yd. TD run, after pass from Sean, kick good, score: Jocks-28 /Opposing Team-20.
Opposing Team scores on l3yd. TD, 2 pts. conversion good, ties game 28-28 at 7:06.
Darrell of Jocks scores TD on 44yd., kick no good, score: Jocks-34 /Opposing Team-28.
Opposing Team on l yardline scores TD, kick good, score: Opposing Team-35 /Jocks-34.

4th Qt. Jocks quarterback Sean scores on quarterback keeper, 2pt. conversion fails, score: Jocks-40 /Opposing Team-35.
Opposing Team scores on 40yd. TD, 2pt. conversion good, score: Opposing Team - 43 / Jocks-40.
Opposing Team scores on 2yd. TD, kick good and the FINAL SCORE is:
Opposing Team - 50
Jocks Get Spanked - 40

Following the game in private each of the 9 members of the Jocks Football Team took l0 SWATS EACH on their bare butt with a paddle because of the l0 point difference in loss of the game: 50-40.
The following players received EXTRA SWATS EACH on their bare butt with paddle for the following penalties they committed during the game:

Kyle on defense, mistackeled - ONE SWAT.
Jason on defense, holding opposing player - ONE SWAT.
Dustin on defense, facemasking opposing player-ONE SWAT.
Matt on defense, mistackeled opposing player -ONE SWAT.
Each received ONE SWAT for offsides, allowing the
opposing team on 4th down to receive lst down.

Quarterback Sean- threw football to other team-ONE SWAT.
- false start of his team - ONE SWAT.
- over threw football to opposing team -
ONE SWAT.
- Short on pass to team member -ONE SWAT.

Joel on offense, drops perfect football pass to him,
-ONE SWAT.
Luke on offense, called for too many players on the field
when play resumes - ONE SWAT.
Darrell on offense, drops football pass - ONE SWAT.
John on offense, drops football pass - ONE SWAT.

The next conference league game of the Jocks will be an away game on Friday, 9-25-2009, the team they play has a record of l-l, same in conference play as the Jocks 1-1, who are 3-l overall for the season thus far.

The Jocks are looking forward to the next game after that on Friday, Oct. 2, 2009, at home for HOMECOMING GAME!

The paddle used for the penalty swats on the Jocks was a former paddle used on team member Kyle, at home, that had holes drilled in it.

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