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Date Posted: 05:33:18 10/12/09 Mon
Author: Joel
Subject: Football Jocks Bet/Loss/Spank Club Game 7

The following nine members from a varsity high school football team for 2009 have bet their butts to help secure a winning season, and will put their butts on the line to win, but if along the way they make mistakes each player is willing to take one swat for each mistake they make in a game on their bare butt with a wooden paddle after the game by each other for fumbles, not blocking,causing penalties, not tackling, not knowing plays, etc.
If a team loss occurs the difference in loss score will result in each player to have one swat for each point lost applied to their bare butt.
The following players have agreed to this: Sean-quarterback, Joel-offensive end, Luke-offensive end, John-offensive half-back, Darrell-offensive running back, Kyle-defensive tackle, Dustin-defensive tackle, Jason-defensive middle linebacker, and Matt-offensive & defensive center.
GAME 7 - Friday, Oct. 9, 2009, and Away Game for Jocks.
Football Field conditions, cold, rainy, muddy field.
Jocks entered the conference league game with an overall record of 4-2 and conference record of 2-2; other school overall record of 1-6 and conference record l-5.
lst Qt. - Other school scores touchdown after 95yd. drive, extra kick point good, score: 7-0.
Dustin of the Jocks team intercepts on 46 yd. line a pass from other team, sets up 6 plays later a TD by John, extra point kick good, score: 7-7.
2nd Qt. - at l0:30 we intercept pass by other team, but on Jocks next play fumble football away, other team takes over and drives ball to l-yd line to score TD at 8:l6, extra point kick good, score: 14-7 favor of other team.
On a Jocks pass by quarterback Sean, ball fumbled due wet conditions at 7:02, other team drives for TD, extra point no good, score: 20-7 favor other school.
Jocks get procession of ball, on a pass from Sean to Joel we see Joel score a 7lyd. TD, extra point kick good, score: other school-20/Jocks-14.
Later in 2nd. quarter Jocks get ball back, other school leaves big hole in middle of scrimmage line, creating a 37yd. drive, and on a l2yd. and goal, Luke of the Jocks scores a TD at l:l3, extra point kick good, score: Jocks-21 and Other Scool-14.
Before time expires defensive line of Jocks is called for offsides penalty.
Haltime Score: Jocks-21/Other School-20.
3rd QT. - Other team has ball and pressure from Jocks causes a big fumble, picked up by Jocks at 6:24. Later after a drive at 3:59 Jocks score a 48yd. TD by quarterback Sean on a 4th down-lyd. to go, extra kick point good, score: Jocks-28/Other School-20.
On last play of 3rd quarter, running back Darrell scores a 40yd. TD, extra point kick good, score: Jocks-35/Other School-20.
4th QT - After a drive at 7:33, Jooel of the Jocks scampers 78yd. for a TD, extra point kick good, score: Jocks-41/Other School-20.
Other school tried a drive later on, but a dropped pass due to wet conditions results in the Jocks getting the football, then at 4:56 Jocks quarterback Sean passes to Luke who runs 80yd. for a TD, extra point kick good, score: Jocks-47/Other School-20.
Later other school fumbles football on l0yd. line, recovered by Jocks, then Joel of the Jocks scores a 95yd. TD run from pass by quarterback Sean, extra point kick good, score: Jocks-54/Other School-20.
Other School tries to get a drive going, but time runs out for them.
Final Score: Jocks Kick Butts-54
Other School Spanked-20.
The Jocks had a total of 596yds. rushing to 252yds. for Other School.
The win by the Jocks Team results in a 3-way tie for 2nd Place in the League, one win out of first place, and Jocks Conference Record is now: 3-2 and Overall Season Record: 5-2 and one win out of needed 6 wins to automatically be in state play-offs.
The football field conditions, muddy, wet and rainy weather resulted in Jocks Players making some mistkaes, besides mental errors and resulted in the following players receiving swats in private with a wooden paddle to their bare butt:
Quarterback Sean - (2) swats for 2 fumbles of football
Luke-offensive end (l) swat for dropped football pass
Joel-offensive end (l) swat for dropped football pass
Darrell-offensive back (l) swat fumbled football carry
John-offensive half-back (l) swat fumbled football carry
Kyle-defensive tackle (l) swat offsides
(l) swat missed tackle
Dustin-defensive tackle (l) swat offsides
Jason-defensive tackle (l) swat offsides
(l) swat unsportsmanship conduct
Matt-defensive center (l) swat offsides

Game Note: Jocks Coach was really proud of the team for holding themselves together first part of the game when score was l4-l4. Coach had trouble with officials NOT CALL unsportmanship conduct many times on opposing team, then they finally did remainder of game. Both schools are in same county, so long time rivalry between the two teams and each always wants to kick the opposing teams butts!
Next conference game for Jocks is at HOME on Friday, Oct. l6, 2009. Second Place Jocks Team takes their 3-2 against Third Place Team School record of 2-3 conference and overall 3-4.
Watch for game results.

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