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Date Posted: 05:50:15 04/26/10 Mon
Author: Joel to Dave & Rick
Subject: Re: Four Brothers Going to Visit the Farm
In reply to: Joel to Rick and Dave 's message, "Four Brothers Going to Visit the Farm" on 07:20:19 04/24/10 Sat


Hey Big Brothers,

Well Sean, Cody, Luke and myself had a blast helping grandpa on the farm planting his corn crop, and we had a couple of tractors to drive and help with.

Holly and her three "farm girls" came over and was allowed to ride with us dudes in the tractors, brought us some picnic lunch and we had a blast!

YES, WE DID PLANT A CORN CROP, besides everything that happened. We did have some time to do a little "safe" drag racing with the tractors, even though grandpa didn't know about it. Done it before, and use safe rules doing it, so you better not suggest that maybe four butts might have needed a "visit" to the barn? Only, if we wrecked the tractors or someone got hurt then, I would agree that four butts should be bent over haybales! What would tan them would have to be decided as the razor strap is gone, still at my house, thank God!

Tractor I drove has CD-player/radio in it, and to satisfy Holly and get her in the "mood" for the Kenny Chesney movie we would see that night we played on Kenny's Greatest Hits CD that has the hit song, "She Think's My Tractors Sexy"., which Holly loves to hear, and grandpa's tractor is kinda sexy too, and I've been told a number of times by Holly that the drive is too!

Grandma did fix lunch, but Holly and the girls brought lunches too, so four dudes do get hungry in the hot, hot sun working (playing some) and we had room to eat that food too!

After getting the planting done, cleaned up, Sean, Luke, Cody and I took the girls to see the Kenny Chesney Summer 3-D movie we wanted to see. Man, it was great! Just like attending one of Kenny's concerts. If you like Kenny's music, hope you get to see it in your hometown. As for the girls, they sure did drool over watching on the screen Kenny, and what the girls really wanted to see, "Kenny's cute little butt in jeans!"

After the movie, we did go to the Pizza Pit for pizza. While there we did have some "trouble," if you want to call it that, with Holly and Lori (Luke's date).

We were talking about the movie, great songs, and then Holly and Lori started talking about how great it was to see "Kenny's little butt on the big screen."

Holly then made the comment at our table, "Kenny's not the only guy with a great, cute, looking little butt. Joel's got a great looking one, too!"

Lori shot back, "What are you talking about, girl?" "Luke has the cutest, little butt of both of them!"

Holly and Lori started arguing, people at the nearby tables started looking at our table wondering what the loud talk was all about. Sean, Cody, Luke and I tried to quiet them down but, soon the lady, owner/mgr. came over to our table to ask, "what's the problem over here? Your making too much noise and I'd hate to ask good customers to leave!"

Holly told her, "Lori here wouldn't agree with me that my boyfriend Joel, has a cute, little butt! Kept saying her boyfriend, Luke has the cutest little butt!"

Lori shot back to the lady, owner/mgr., "Luke does! He has the cutest little butt you ever saw!"

For Luke and me this was getting embarrassing, everyone in the resturant looking at us, our table, and the girls arguing.

The lady, owner/mgr. then said, "Joel and Luke, please stand up!"

Luke and I slowly got up out of our seats and faced the lady.
She then said, "guys, stand side-by-side and turn around," which we did, after looking at each other, and presenting our jean/clad behinds towards the lady to see, along with everyone else seated in the direction.

With Luke and me looking over our shoulders, after a minute or so, the lady then commented, "I don't know what the fight is all about. Both of these two young men have equal, cute-looking, little butts in my eyes, and any girl would be proud to date them!"

Sean and Cody started laughing their asses off!

Their dates, first with shocked looks on their faces, started nodding and saying "yes, yes!" in approvals!

And the rest of the people in the resturant were all busting out laughing, while Luke stood with shocked look on his face.

As for me, my face had to be as red as my butt got from the paddling I got the Sunday before in the shed at the golf course.

Don't think I didn't say, "GEEZ!" besides!

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