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Date Posted: 18:59:43 06/30/10 Wed
Author: Bill (Resistance is Futile)
Subject: Bill Involved in Altercation at Cracker Barrel

On Sunday night June 27, 2010, my mother and I (Bill) stopped at the Cracker Barrel for a late dinner. One of the busboys was sitting in one of the rocking chairs outside smoking a cigarette with the rest of the pack on his lap and his hair was a bit on the long side. I struck up a conversation with him during which I made it clear my opinion that he needed a haircut and he needed to quit smoking. I mentioned to him that my grandfather died in his early 60's from smoking, I then said to him with a cross-eyed look on my face, "If you were my kid, my belt would be off faster than a New York minute! Do you understand me?!?!? Make the cigarette you are already smoking your last one." I couldn't believe what happened next! He actually threw the rest of the pack away! Shocking!
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What are you guys doing to me? I used to be such a fun-loving guy; you guys are transforming me into Mr. Disciplinarian. It is almost like the Borg on Star Trek. Resistance is futile.

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