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Date Posted: 16:40:10 03/08/10 Mon
Author: Dave to Joel
Subject: Re: Joel Recovering from Upper Resp. Infection
In reply to: Joel to Dave 's message, "Re: Joel Recovering from Upper Resp. Infection" on 06:39:42 03/08/10 Mon

> All right! Another VOICE from the outside world for
>me to talk to!

Hell, little bro, you sound like a convict in solitary confinement saying 'voice from the outside world'.

> In a few hours I go see the doctor to see how I'm
>doing to get back in school and basketball practice. I
>better NOT be turned down as I got to play Wedensday
>night to see if I can be FIRST into the Hall of Fame

So how did it go at the doctor's? Back to school & practice tomorrow? Did folks get your assignments while off sick so you could stay caught up or you facing a backlog once you return to school? Think many schools are going into mid-semester tests & grade reports in March.

>Good for your Mom chewing your little ass out not
>staying in bed, etc., to get better sooner, and hope
>you are fully recovered by now

Have at it little bro about the ass chewing--Rick did his part & mom picked up where he left off. Think you've got enough little ass for 5-6 more years of parental chewing?
Yes, escept for residual cough bouts at times, I'm recoverd.

> It wasn't long before I was informed they needed to
>give me a shot in the butt! In comes this young lady
>nurse, probably 30-something (I'm not good age
>guessing) and informs me she needs to give me "a
>little shot in your tushy."
> Dave I read you my mind, being l8 can't make a fuss,
>so I thought if she wants to see what a good
>"athlectic ass" should look like then I'll show her
>one, mine! While she was getting her shot ready to
>give, I was laying on my back on the exam table so I
>rolled over on my stomach and slide my pants down and
>provided her with a "full moon" and when she returned
>I told her, "help yourself!"

That's my brave little jock brother!! Why fret about the gown with that kind of courage, you could've mooned the entire inpatient floor of staff & patients?

>You can share and tell Rick about this moment as
>nobody else has been allowed to be in communication
>with me at home becauase my phone and computer use has
>been restricted to me.

Will do bro. Rick's out giving a financial planning talk tonight to a civic group. That was his specialty before joining the family insurance business. We've been talking about expanding the business to include that aspect as well as insurance & maybe trying to partner with a bank or trustb company to do investments for college, retirement, etc for clients once we go through the planning process. A way to tap all family talent & have business grow for more income & security. I'm home alone now but Mollie is coming soon & we'll grill some burgers & I brought home potato salad & slaw on way home & got chips for a cozy evening for 2 & maybe old MASH reruns on DVD or something 'better'!

>Gotta ask ya, have you done much "mooning" at the
>doctors office or while a patient in the hospital? Get
>much funny reactions from people? How about sharing,
>Big Brother?

OK dude from one 'little ass' to another...did the rollover like you as a kid up to maybe HS age so my little butt was mooning the ceiling as well as nurse but then thought the more 'grown up approach' was hop off the exam table & lean over the table lowering jeans/drawers just far enough to get the upper outer quad that was required shot. As much as I protested as a kid taking it in the butt, I've grown to prefer it there rather than my arm since it seems to sting less & an arm shot can hurt later if the doctor/nurse is not good at giving shots. Did you ask for one of those cartoon band aids for your lil tush?
(Sorry--just had to raz you dude so I could lift you out of those 'isolation' in your room doldrums)

>Yeah, it's great to be pampered by Mom. My favorite
>girl (mom) was changing my bed linens Saturday so I
>flurted with her and asked if I might have earned
>myself a "steak dinner for cooperating during my
>illness, and if I could have it with french fries,
>salad and a piece of chocolate pie?" She told me that
>maybe I had and she might be able to grant the
>request. Besides, she thought I was a sexy looking
>guy!"

Way to go man. That appetite will help cure you. My steak tonight will be ground & bunned! All mom dish out that line dude to their little man. She was likely your first mooning project as a baby as she talc & diapered that sexy little tush 17 years ago.

> That flurting worked as I got that steak dinner
>Sunday for lunch! Do I know how to sweet talk girls,
>or what!

Joel, the 'lady's man'. Sounds like Holly & the candy striper have A+ competition from your 'home nurse'.

>I still would appreciate a few prayers for this week
>from YOU and Rick. What happens, happens...win or lose
>the game or games, but I sure would like to win!
>Getting into the Hall of Fame would be icing on top of
>the cake!

Update later in the week--ok?

> So you think I think of myself as invincible as a
>teen? I don't know, maybe? But I'm willing to change
>if you see me that way. So far nobody has told me I am
>and I'm not trying to me a smart-ass. Change is good,
>so if you think I need to I will. You and Rick went
>through the same thing, huh? Do you think Kyle is
>invincible?

Invincible is nothing bad or in need of change. All guys when young go through it. My recent stubbornness with this cold that became bronchitis is a lingering example I guess of me. Now 'smart-ass' is another factor & might earn you a red smarting ass if dad picks up on that attitude. Yes, Kyle probably sees himself as invincible too.

Aren't younger brothers suppose to listen to Big Brothers with good advice? Does this mean that Little Brother Dave is stubborn, sometimes?

Go ahead & rub it in!!

Hang in dude & we'll contact later in week.

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