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Date Posted: 08:58:59 11/28/09 Sat
Author: Kyle to David
Subject: Re: Feeling Left Out From A Razor Strapping
In reply to: David to Kyle 's message, "Re: Feeling Left Out From A Razor Strapping" on 16:16:12 11/24/09 Tue

Hey dude,
I'm over to Joel's for a little breakfast after our 50-35 victory over the school we played in scrimmage last night! How's that to start a pre-season?

David, you probably have seen what happened to Joel at his grandparents-the whipping he got from his grandpa.

That was uncalled for! If I had been there I would have beat the crap out of Joel's grandpa, probably.

David, all of us Jocks have been taught by our parents, school and Coaches not to abuse and use drugs. Joel would NEVER do that, so it's bullcramp what happened to Joel. His grandpa was NOT doing him a favor in reminding or whatever excuse he wants to say he was teaching Joel NOT to use drugs!

Back to your message, dude...

Did you and Mollyhave a little Thanksgiving Weekend time together?
That's cool you having time at her place, after attending the church fundraiser dinner. Did they have good food? What?

Attending church togther, huh? That's good to keep a good woman interested in ya, and get some religion at the same time. I'm a believer too, in THE MAN upstairs. He's saved my ass a few times!

Hey Dude, when ya did your butt checks with buds, you all drop'em together at same time to see the grouped asses or each take turn individually? I've done it both ways. You do it individually sometimes leave a little suspense who has the reddess ass until all have been shown or in a group you can laugh your ass who has the reddess.

I don't know about your size, but a few times I've joked with Joel that he "hardly has an ass at all" in good fun, even though his ass is kind of small in size, and I'm saying that respectfuly about my best bud as he's got what God wants him to have and nobody she make fun of him.

Buddy Luke has a small ass, too. Both Joel and Luke have done the weightlifting, and eaten themselves food to try to increase their size over the years, so they got what they!

What kind of games you and Rick traded swats over? Who one the most? How manys swats given and was it bare ass for the loser? Whoever lost I bet did some ass rubbing for a long time, I bet from the indication of personalities I'm coming to know about you and Rick, which I think is COOL!

That's great you trust Rick not to kill your ass when you lose to Joel! To bad there isn't a way you can get his ass sometime, maybe B-day coming up? You guys still trade swats? Bare?

David, dude...you are right! Us buddies trading swats is NOT at all like when my ass belongs to my dad for a bare ass licking with him. I know us guys try to put a wallop in our swings, but I'm sure you remember alot and might recall the feeling your own little ass felt when you dad was in command and ownership of it for 5-l0mins and made it realy sooooooooooooooore!!

Joel says you had your old paddle out, looking back remembering past years and maybe thinking about the future it still has for use. Why'd you keep it dude? Old timesakes to remember? Of course, my dad has graduated my ass to the belt, but I still have my paddle yet and its still used in giving swats yet, like the birthday spanking mill we do with buddies. You ever get a birthday spanking in a spanking mill growing up? If you can imagine 30 guys swatting your bare ass while you crawl through, then you know what we do.

Hey dude, you are RIGHT! My old man, does have the makings for an along most razor strap. Better not let on about this or my ass would be on FIRE more then it gets when he doubles that baby over and hits my two bare asscheeks until they have changed to a crisom red! Bitting buttcheeks is the WORD it will do!

How'd your Thanksgiving go with your grandparents? Any of these people tan you ass growing up to recall memories about over the weekend?

My grandpa nailed my "little ass" a few times I can recall. He wouldn't disappoint the opportunity to smack and set an ass on fire when he could to teach it and the owner a lesson.
I love still the guy, even though he set me to bawling my eyes out when he was "correcting a young man, who needed correcting" as he would call it.

I'd call it, tanning my ass! But, couldn't swear in front of him or my butt (ass) would get a second correcting lesson to learn from!

Hey dude, what's some of your favorite Thanksiving food?
Of course for me, turkey and a slice of breast, and mashed or sweet potatoes, and of course the finally of pumpkin pie and scoop of ice scream!

You watch the football games dude? I do, but no favoite team to follow this year!

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