VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Saturday, May 10, 11:51:31pmLogin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1234567[8]910 ]
Subject: I'm throughly convinced


Author:
satanica
[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
Date Posted: 01/30/03 3:08am
In reply to: Vera Carp 's message, "Yes, that's what they do. They also go to HELL." on 01/29/03 11:22pm

That's really convincing. The promise of an eternal torture after bodily death has really convinced
me to change to the Christian way of thinking.

I better believe what a religious writer wrote 2,000 years ago and quickly change my ways to be like Jesus.

"Dammit Rome, get out of Texas! I am the only way to Heaven! Get these damn Romans out of Jew-town."

Oh wait.


>Consider the torment of Hellfire: the torture, the
>worm which eats your flesh and the fire which never
>ends, while you roast over a spit and Satan's devils
>insert ancho chiles into paper cuts which are slit
>into your foreskin. And this WILL happen to YOU,
>sinner, if you don't repent at once by accepting Lord
>Jesus Christ as your savior, and joining a True
>Christian (WELS Lutheran) Church.
>

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:
Subject Author Date
loveLeis09/ 1/03 11:10am


Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]

Forum timezone: GMT-6
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.