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Subject: Ain't this the truth?

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Santa's Helper

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Date Posted: 08:36:17 12/16/02 Mon

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee", said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee", replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck", said a third.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy", another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old", winced an old man.

Then there was a short moment of silence.......

"Thank God we can all still drive", said one woman cheerfully.

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Subject	Author	Date
Scary isn't it	+	09:58:45 12/16/02 Mon
Hey, why are you impersonating me? Get your own symbol, (.). (NT) -- -+-, 11:28:34 12/16/02 Mon