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Subject: "What would Jesus drive?"


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Micah-The Voice of Reason
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Date Posted: 11:19:45 11/22/02 Fri

You heard the headlines in the paper "What Would Jesus Drive?" Some say, he would be driving in a 4x4 Chevy or Ford pick-up truck. The reason why? Jesus was a Carpenter. Others say he would be driving in a electric pollution free Honda. The reason why? The long hippy hair.

I though about it "what would Jesus drive?" He would be driving in a 2002 Dodge Intrepid squad car. His angles would be driving in the new Chevy Impala squad cars. Think about it, he is the law. We must obey and honor him.

You guys are probably wondering "What would the Devil drive?" He would be driving in a ford Tempo or a Ford Crown Victoria.

Ok, don't go and tell your preacher and have the KKK sent to my house. This is only my opinion.

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I'll tell you what I driveJesus Christ, Lord, Savior, jC (Superstar)12:34:42 11/22/02 Fri

Angle of the DangleDr. Protractor17:42:20 11/22/02 Fri
  • Correcting text -- Micah-The voice of the little people, 18:44:14 11/22/02 Fri

Don't you remember? We already determined that he would drive a St. Regis. (NT)Major Monaco20:13:19 11/22/02 Fri

I believe Jesus drove Birkenstock sandals. (NT)Hicam - the voice of the Hebrew08:38:54 11/26/02 Tue

Godbruce bailey00:59:21 11/27/02 Wed



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