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Date Posted: 16:05:39 10/21/99 Thu
Author: "Goldenboy" Ric Anderson
Subject: The Golden One owns everthing and everybody $$$$$$$$$$
(The scene is set inside the luxurious golden limo that has become a trademark for none uother than Ric Anderson. The crew awaits the arrival of the richest athlete in the world. The interoir of the vechile is also gold. Sparkling gold from the seats to the door. Wine bottles all neatly lined across the back of the driver seat and the glasses hanging from the ceiling let everyone kow just who they are dealing with. The limo is park outside the biggest, fanciest bank in the city. From the large crystal revolving doors strolls Anderson in one of his many expensive Armoni suits and a pair of the most expensive shades. The driver steps out of the limo and opens the door for The Golden One. He steps in and fills a glass of wine for the cameraman and himself.)
Ric: So what do you want from me today, time is money so pick up the pace.
Cameraman: Well, Mr. Anderson your match with Smutman was ruled a no contest. What does that mean for the future of Goldenboy?
Ric: No contest, that's just waht it was. I had Leer just where I wanted him before that no good talentless idiot Steel had to interfere. They are all working against me I tell you. They know just how dangerous the richest athlete in the world can be. Considering that the match had no winner, I'm not real sure on whether I'm still in the tourny, but let me makes this real clear so all you poor ignorant people out there can understand. No matter what happens, that North American strap has, will, and always will belong to me. Remember everybody and anything can be bought when your The Golden One!
Cameraman: That's great. The next question is about the tag team tourny. There is stil a mystery on who is your partner in The Golden Connections?
(Ric gives a wicked smile and leans back in the seat. He finishes off the glass before answering.)
Ric: Well, I can't tell you too much because I want to keep you hanging until tomorrow, but I will tell you this. My partner and I whoever it my be, will become the Tag Champs hands down. There is no other team out there that can stops us. Not The Revalution, not the Impact Players, and esspecially not The Freak Show. You too chumps get the unlucky task of facing a mystery opponent. Good luck with that!
Cameraman: My last question is about "Devestating" Devon. You face this newcomer to the TTSWF on Tuesday. What are your thoughts?
Ric: "Devastating?"....More like "Devastated" come this Tuesday. This loser couldn't even punch his way out of a paper bag much less defeat the greatest wrestler in the TTSWF, next to the great Champ El Toreador! Devon, remember this equation if your tiny mind can comprehend it: Goldenboy + Golden Pretzel = defeat for you! Why? Because I'm too cold to hold and too hot to handle. I'm Goldenboy and that's al there is to it!
Cameraman: Thank you for your time!
Ric: Before you cut off, there is one more thing. Smutman, listen up you poverty striken crackhead. There is an upcoming ppv soon and I'm not booked. So this is my idea. Jack Leer and The Golden One in none other than an "I Quit" match. Who about it Smutty? Are you up to the challenge?
(Camera fades out.)
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