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Date Posted: 17:40:29 10/21/99 Thu
Author: Devastating Devon Ace
Subject: Shooting craps and shooting down Goldilocks ego...
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The scene opens up in front of the Excaliber Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. The camera then quickly cuts to the inside of the casino. Slot machines, black jack tables, and poker tables are everywhere. Men dressed in three piece suits are gambling at every other table and little old ladies are spending their life savings at the slot machines. Scantly clad women in showgirl get ups are walking around serving drinks and cigars. The camera makes its way through the crowded and bustling room to a craps table that is extremely crowded. People are trying to get in on the action at the table. The crowd is ohhing and ahhing at the man rolling the dice and apparently winning on every roll. The camera then moves in closer to try to get a view of the man that has created a virtual mob around the craps table. When the camera man finally gets close enough a unmistakingly large and distinguished figure about to roll again fills the screen. Devon Ace as usual is the center of all the people’s attention. His long sandy blonde hair is pulled back in a ponytail. He is wearing a skin tight red muscle shirt under a gray pinstriped jacket and matching slacks. A silver figaro chain hangs around his neck and even in the dim lit casino his characteristic red framed Oakleys with mirrored lens adorn his face. A huge stack of chips set in front of him and a gorgeous Asian women wearing a black almost see though dress is at his side. He rolls a seven again and the crowd goes wild. The casino worker manning the table pushes another set of chips towards the Devastating One. Apparently disgusted or bored DDA throws the dice again and an eleven pops up. Again more chips are pushed towards him. He finally notices the camera. Shaking his head he looks up and begins to speak.
*~*~*Scene*~*~*
DDA: Just what the hell do you want now. Oh you want an interview. Does it look like I’m ready to give an interview. No your right I’m not ready to an interview right now I’m trying to do a little relaxing here. Just wait about 5 minutes and I’ll let you do your job.
DDA then picks up his chips and begins to leave to the dismay of the large crowd gathered around the table. The Asian woman follows in tow as DDA takes his chips to cash them in. He gets to the window to change the chips. The clerk counts out 150,000 thousand dollars, in hundred dollar bills and puts them in briefcase. He hands the brief case to DDA. DDA raises a finger and motions a large man in a pinstripe suit to come over there. He whispers something in his and the man takes the briefcase and walks away. DDA then walks to the lounge area of the casino. He and the beautiful Asian woman take a seat a a table in the corner of the lounge. Another showgirl comes up to DDA and he orders a martini for himself and daiquiri for the lady. He then Looks back to the camera and again begins to speak.
DDA: Goldilocks, Goldilociks, Goldilocks. DDA smiles and angry smile and shakes his head. I saw your little flash and you seem to be underestimating the most Devastating force to ever step into the squared circle. You see every time you open that useless hole in the center of your face you utterly amaze the Pinnacle of Perfection. The amount of sh*t that flows from that virtual toilet, you call a mouth, just makes the Devastating One cringe in disgust. You keep bragging about your money, but we all know thats just a rental limo. And those suits you claim are are Armani, HA. You can’t even spell Armani. Your pitiful. You don't have the wrestling talent let alone speaking ability to carry on a conversation let alone even address someone as rich and Devastating as myself. You are that little white stuff in corner of your fat mama’s mouth. The lint that gets in your girlfriend’s creases in her fat gut. In other words YOU ARE NOTHING!! So the next time the devastating words “Devon” and “Ace” come out of that mouth it better be followed by a “thank for not killing me in the ring Mr. Ace” or “You truly are the Pinnacle of Perfection and I’m just a lowly jobber that will never be main event status.” Now that you know the proper way to address the Devastating One, I don’t expect you to talk to me in any other manner.
The showgirl comes back to the table carrying the drinks. DDA hands her a hundred and motions for her to keep the change. He takes his martini and swishes the olive around in the glass and takes a drink. He then finishes the drink., eats the olive, begins to speak.
DDA: Now lets look at the situation at hand. Our match is just your basic match. I say we make this a little more interesting. I say you put that reputation of you being such “rich” athlete and you put up $150,000 and I’ll put my rep and $150,000. Then I say we take that money put it in a briefcase hang it on a wire suspended about 15 fett above the ring. Next will use a ladder and whoever gets the money wins the match. Now if you got the cash and cahonas you agree to and I’ll show just what its like to...GO...FACETOFACE...
With
DEVON ACE!!!
*~*~*Scene*~*~*
DDA then looks back down and begins to laugh as the camera fades to black.
*~*~*Scene*~*~*
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