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Date Posted: 14:21:17 10/04/99 Mon
Author: "The Lumberjack" Steve Black
Subject: Gonna make a messy outta that fruit Danny.
Transmission begins...
The camera shows brick walls and steam pipes and stuff...
You can hear stuff breaking and someone swearing (but the swear words are gleaped out). The Camera comes to a door marked Steve Black. You hear a loud bang and the door shakes.
Cameraguy: I don't think I wanna go in there.
The door whips open and a big harry hand reaches out grabs the camera guy and pulls him in. The screen goes blurry 'cause he almost dropped the camera.
Lumberjack: So Danny boy you wanna fight someone?? How about the biggest nastiest Mother F**ker in the fed???
Now you can see "The Lumberjack" Steve Black. All 7'4" and 455lbs of him. He's a very harry dude with red hair growing outta his chest and arms.
Friday Night you and me hardcore rules. Bring everything you got Danny boy. You're gonna need it.
He flexes and you can see his massive chest and arms...
So you think you are gonna kick the sh*t outta me?
He laughs a scary crazy person laugh.
I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck. The only thing gonna be left of you is a bloody spot on the canvas.
The cameraguy starts edging toward the door.
I’m gonna cut you down!!!!
Steve picks up a chair and throws it against the far wall. The cameraguy just runs.
Fade to static...
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