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Date Posted: 16:29:13 10/13/99 Wed
Author: LSB
Subject: Chucky and the rest of TTSWF
Transmission begins...
The scene begins from high up in the air looking down upon a set of majestic mountains. The camera zooms in and pans to show the glacial peaks and green valleys, big horn sheep are grazing on a steep hillside. The leaves are beginning to ture from summer green to autumn red and gold. The camera continues to pan and spots a fairly large cabin, sitting on a small hillock. At the bottom of the hill is a crystal clear stream, beside the stream is a mountain of a mountain man cutting wood with a large axe. “The Lumberjack” is halving and quartering 4’ diameter logs with his mighty swings. Steve Black spots the cameraman and smiling he waves. All of a sudden the camera turns up then down, finally everything goes reddish black.
SB: Here now don’t struggle! I’ll get this thing off of you.
Motion is perceived and at last the silken covering is removed. Revealing the fact that “Fast” Kelly Chase had become entangled in his own parachute.
They sent you in by ‘chute. Somebody was thinking… Well it looks like you’re staying for supper at least maybe the night. Set your cam up on a tripod and give me a hand.
With the camera is set up and rolling Chase goes over to LSB and is instructed to carry small pieces of wood to LSB’s woodbin near the door. This goes on for sometime…
Fade to static…
Yeah set it up there. Run into my Kitchen and grab the salad out of the fridge.
The camera comes back on and shows LSB standing in front of a massive BBQ turning a huge steak. This is obviously the rear of the cabin. It’s nice a big deck overhanging a tranquil valley. A massive hottub stands to one side it is clear that Steve had all these things custom made for someone of his stature. Chase returns carrying a very large bowl and places it on the table top, which comes to his chest.
Wow nice house! I can could stand up in that fireplace.
Thanks. I had people working around the clock to put the place back in order. It wasn’t used at all in the two years that I was “away”. I’m still basically moving back in. Man I feel so much better up here, no stress at all. How do you like your steak kid?
Medium please. This sure is a nice place but doesn’t it get lonely?
Nah not really if I want something there Thomasville is two hours hike away. It actually takes 3 times as long to drive here as it does to walk, and you have to have a 4x4 to even have a shot of making it. No this is my quiet place my happy place nothing can go wrong here and here I am absolutely at peace.
Do you feel like answering a few questions right now?
Wait ‘till after supper. These are ready now. Hope you’re hungry kiddo.
Black pulls out two platters and tosses what must be 50oz steaks on them. Drops one in front of an astounded Kelly Chase and goes into the cabin. When he returns he is carrying to large frosty steins of beer.
So what do you think of the TTSWF so far? (around a juicy mouthful)
It seems pretty decent so far. Everyone I have met so far has been cool. But of course after two years “away” I really have no perspective.
Laughing. This is a really good steak. It’s not beef what is it?
Great isn’t he I shot his ass this morning.
Chase turns green in a second and looks like he’s going to be sick.
It’s venison! I shot a buck up on the North East Ridge at about 9 this morning.
Kelly looks very relieved and resumes chewing.
You silly ass I’d never eat a man.
You’ve had three matches in the TTSWF so far. What do you think of the competition?
Well to be honest I haven’t even had a challenge yet. The match with Dee Jay was a joke. Danny is a pathetic little weakling. And ShowTime didn’t even show up. I hope it gets better than this.
Well you face Chucky next.
Well from the tapes I’ve watched he doesn’t seem like much. Who has he beat? A few wimps and he couldn’t even do that legally.
Chucky seems to think you are afraid of him because you haven’t mentioned him in any of your interviews.
Steve laughs uproariously! He laughs so hard that he almost falls off of the picnic table bench.
That is truly funny! Chucky you are a joke and I’m going to make you look like the joke you are.
He turns deadly serious and looks straight into the camera.
You’re coming out of this match in a Body Bag!!! Turn that camera off!
Fade to static
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