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Date Posted: 15:49:09 10/17/99 Sun
Author: 'TSFTL' Lance Williams
Subject: In 'TSFTL' Locker Room
We open in 'TSFTL' Lance Williams's locker room. He's wearing his all brand new 'TSFTL' t-shirt, that has been just released in TTSWF souvenirs shops, with a purple logo written 'TSFTL' on it. He also wears some black jeans and his now famous cool black shoes too. He's with his manager, Sylune, both are on the couch, watching TV... They are watching TTSWF Event Center.
[TSFTL]: Damn this program is boring when I'm not in it, flashing everyone with my 'TSFTL' Super-Dooper or my cool moves.
We hear what the TV is actually playing...
[TV]: ...Also in this program, TTSWF newcommer 'TSFTL' Lance Williams is facing in his debuts a man that up so far has shown great promises, facing Firestorm and President Vengeance next Friday, Mystery Man!! Now, Mystery Man had some words for his opponents, let's see him...
Williams jumps out of the couch, throwing Sylune out on the ground...
[TSFTL]: All right... Let's see what this piece of shit has to say... Hehehe... We are going to laugh our asses off Sylune!!
[Sylune]: Humprf... Whatever.
[TSFTL]: What is it again?
[Sylune]: You dumped me off on the ground, idiot.
[TSFTL]: Hey, come on, don't sweet it honey, just get naked, I'll fix it.
[Sylune]: **CENSURED BY TTSWF FOR YOUR PROTECTION**
Sylune leaves the room, not really looking real angry, but ennoyed.
[TSFTL]: Damn, this stupid pre-menstrual syndrome. Anyway...
Back to the TV, Mystery Man has already started...
[TV -- MMan]: ... Lance Williams you little girl you walk out on my show Mystery Man Show and then you talk about the man.
[TSFTL]: Hell, we sure don't have seen the same thing! I came on Friday Night Explosion, and I showed the TTSWF what I was all about, and maybe I named you somewhere, talking about your mama I... Nyah, even if I talked about it, you wouldn't understand thoses matters... Anyway, now you get all excited because I talked about your sorry ass, but don't worry, I sure haven't talked long enough for you to care... And I didn't talked about the 'Man', I talked about some wuss trying to be a mystery, while the only thing that is mysterious is how he got to this level in wrestling, because quite frankly, we ain't on same level... Now you talk about how it is the 'Mystery Man Show'... Damn, you have been watching too much Chris Jericho... Get a life.
[TV -- MMan]: Well thats a mistake this Tuesday Night Flames I am going to destroy like I did the others.
[TSFTL]: Hey cheech! Let me explain you something, it's not because you beat that little punk of Little Tyrel and the "Desperate-do" that you can think you are about to do the same with me! The only thing that is going to be destroyed is your self-esteem. But I'm sure you're stupid enough to be thinking that you may go on even if I trash you out. Guys like you doesn't understand they aren't fitting somewhere, and they keep being an ass, until someone put an end on your career... But I got better thing to do than to get you out of TTSWF, because when you are here, lined with all other no-good-fat-ugly-rejected-by-their-mamas, it just shows how superior I am.
[TV -- MMan]: You is no different, oh nevermind let me take that back you is different you is a different I am going to destroy on Tuesday Night Flames.
'TSFTL' turns to the camera, and smirks.
[TSFTL]: Now, ladies and gentlemens, do I really need to add any further comments? I mean, this idiot just speaks by itself. Yeah, I used 'its' instead of 'him', make your own conclusions... Mystery Punk, not only you suck badly and that you are a complete illiterate, you just have no other words in your brain than "destroy", and "Tuesday Night Flames"... Damn, I wonder why am I listening to this crap!!
[TV -- MMan]: Lance Williams you is just adding another number to my winning streak son.
[TSFTL]: What winning streak? You have a winning streak? How many wins? One? Call that a 'streak'? Damn! I'm impressed!! And BTW, if you ever get to use 'is' with 'you' again, I'm gonna have to take your ass in a elementary school where they will make you copy "you ARE" thoulsands times.
[TV -- MMan]: Lets just say you will fell the Mystery Hit like.....
[TSFTL]: All right! Enough crap for tonight!
'TSFTL' turns the TV off. He stretches, gets up...
[TSFTL]: Mystery Wuss, Now time for talking is done. I think it's time for you to understand that you suck, and no matter how hard you try to be looking mad, you will always look like a damn pawn in the great chessboard that is e-wrestling....
'TSFTL' stops, and just re-thinks about what he just said...
[TSFTL]: Damn, that sounded good! God, I'm too cool! Well, now, let's get my little Sylune smilling...and working again..
Williams laughs and leaves the locker room, walks in the corridor, turns to the camera...
[TSFTL]: Why the hell are you following me? It's over. I have nothing else to say, get lost, and go ask ChuNky Baby-Doll how he wants his beating... As for me, you can also tell him I want my North American Title on a golden plate....
Williams turns to leave, make a few steps, and turns one last time...
[TSFTL]: Oh, Hey "D-Son-of-a-bitch"... You suck man. There, I talked about you once again... So now, just come and try to knock my teeths "down my neck" you little Karate Kid wanna be...
Fade out, as 'TSFTL' Lance Williams walks away...
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