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Date Posted: 22:31:17 10/17/99 Sun
Author: "The Lumberjack" Steve Black
Subject: Steve Black's Locker room Attn: Firestorm, Slinger, Danny, Cron-eX
Transmission begins...
A recent TTSWF house show. There was some commotion in the Corp Team locker room facilities. TTSWF dispatched Kelly to investigate. The camera shows a fairly nice locker room area. You can hear someone singing a child’s song very off key. Approaching a steel door marked Steve Black the singing abruptly cuts off. Knowing of Black’s mental problems, Kelly tentatively taps on the door
Kelly: Hello.
Black: Are you a stranger?
Black’s voice seemed odd sort of high pitched.
‘Cause Stephen said I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.
Kelly swings the door wide and there is 7’4” 455lb Steve Black sitting on the floor playing with some TTSWF toy trucks.
Hi Kelly!!! Wanna come play with my trucks??? I just got a new one! It’s a Cold Steel Tour Bus! Stephen got it for me.
He laughs a scary crazy person laugh.
That’s cool… uh what’s your name?.
I'm Stevie!!! I’m this many.
Black holds up 5 fingers
Uh oh Jack is coming…
Black’s face totally changes, his eyes go blank his jaw hardens and every muscle and tendon seems to thrum. He leaps to his feet.
Who the Fu*k let you in here! I oughta shove that camera up your bloody fu*king a**! But since you’re here I have a few things to say! Firestorm! You good for nothing pile of dog crap! You want my Hardcore Title??? Not a chance in Hell! Doc Tyro told me that ‘cause the match was signed before I won the title it aint up… It’s not like I wasn’t going to humiliate you anyway. Really come on look at this. You just don’t have what it takes to fight in my league. Man you couldn’t Kick you own ass.
Slinger! Don’t think I didn’t see that interview you did. I’m gonna show you what happens when somebody calls me crazy.
Danny! Are you stupid or do you have a death wish??? Next time you come near one of my matches I’ll literally rip off your head!
Cron-eX you wanna fight somebody fight me!!!
That’s it get the HELL OUT!!!
Black turns away and notices the toys on the floor.
That little bastard! I’ll beat that boy within an inch of his life!
Jack reaches down and picks up a TTSWF tractor trailer and hurls it at the camera.
Fade to static...
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