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Date Posted: 21:27:16 10/19/99 Tue
Author: "Devastating" Devon Ace
Subject: A Devastating Arrival...
The scene opens up with a aerial view of New York City at night. The statue of liberty can be seen in the distance as well as the Empire State building. The camera the pans around to show the viewers the view they just saw was from the view from the balcony of DDA’s top floor suite at the Four Seasons Hotel. The camera pans around and shows a lavish suite with marble floor, designer furniture, and a fully stocked wet bar. A redhead with huge breasts and a great body is behind the bar fixing what appears to be a an L.I.T. After she finishes fixing the drink the camera follows her as she goes back on the patio balcony of the suite. The women walks over to The Devastating One who is sitting in lounge chair with his feet kicked up on a small glass table. He is wearing a half-buttoned, black silk shirt with red designs on it. His sandy blonde hair is hanging down across his cheeks and even though the sun has long since been down his trademark red shades sit on his face. DDA takes the drink from the redhead and takes a drink. He is puffing on a cigar and a smirk slides across his face as he looks into the camera.
DDA: Well, well, looks like you found the soon to be of center everyones attention. Yes, not blink there is now a true STAR in the TTSWF. The Pinnacle of Perfection, The Apex of Athleticism, yes you truly, The Devastating One has arrived. Hide your women and pray to who ever you worship besides me to that you don’t piss me off. I am here to show everyone and I mean EVERYONE what a superstar looks like, acts like, talks like, did I say looks like, and most importantly what a superstar wrestles like. I know all of you have been wondering just who is this man that gets a world title shot with our even asking for it is. Your little hamsters can stop running around in your knotted little heads cause this is your answer. Devastating Devon Ace is the man here stimulate, titillate, and mutilate.
With that Devon Ace gets up and arrogantly walks over to the edge of his balcony. He slowly takes a drink from the glass. He then looks out over the city and waves his arm out toward the Empire State building.
DDA: You see that wonder of human engineering, that is a lot like the Devastating One. A building that is stories above anything around it. And just like that building people look up join awe and fear. You see my talent reaches the heavens but when you feel what I will do to you all will swear its hell.
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DDA takes another drink of his L.I.T. and brushes his hair out of his face. He begins to stroke his clean shaven face and looks back at the camera. He chuckles and that world famous smirk again spreads across his picture perfect face.
DDA: You see when The Pinnacle of Perfection does decide to grace the fat little fans of the TTSWF. Not only will they pass out from the sight of someone so perfect, the women will drool and the men will be inspired, their pitiful little lives will never EVER be the same. That goes for any of the squeebs in this fed that dare to challenge me. Who will be dumb enough to try and challenge The Devastating One?
DDA takes another puff off the cigar and another big drink from the L.I.T. All of the sudden the smirk leaves his and somber look of determination replaces it.
DDA: Whoever it is let me make a little prediction for you. Your life and your career will be sent in a tailspin by being in the same ring as the Apex of Athleticism. Your knees will buckle. sweat will pour down your dirty neck, and you will look straight up in the air and ask “Why o why God, why must I be embarrassed this badly. Please take my life now!” No I won’t take your pathetic little life but I will put a damn good hurtin’ on ya. But don’t feel bad you are just like all the others that have ever stepped into the ring with me. Poor little men hoping that stepping into the ring with someone so great just might save their pitiful void of achievement careers. But just like all the others you will fall to your knees and realize how big the mistake you made to face me was. I probably won’t even have to lay a finger on you. Hopefully for your sake you will just go ahead, lay down in the middle of the, let the Devastating One put one finger on you and wait for the three seconds it takes the ref to end the match. Then with your tail tucked between legs, you’ll go to the back and take your loss like a man.
DDA, still stand at his balcony’s rail, then rakes a piece of ice out of his drink and tosses it over the side of the building. He then shakes his head and looks back to the camera.
DDA: Wrestlers of the TTSWF watch that little piece of Ice falling and falling hundreds and hundreds of feet only to shatter into millions and millions of little pieces when hits the hard concrete below. You all are just like that little piece of ice . You can fall from match to match and stay intact but when you run into the hard surface of the Devastating One you will be destroyed and Devastated. And if you don’t won’t to face me, no one will blame you cause NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to...
DDA throws the glass off the balcony, tosses his head back, and quickly takes off his shades.
DDA:GO FACETOFACE...
DDA then slowly puts his red oakleys back on and looks directly into the camera . He then finishes with his voice very low.
DDA:with...Devon...ACE!!.
DDA then turns his large V-shaped back to the camera and the scene fades to black.
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