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Date Posted: 08:17:54 12/23/16 Fri
Author: Mark to Everyone
Subject: Taken From Book:"101 Questions About Santa Claus"

Hello Everyone,

My girlfriend Holly gave me one of my Christmas presents
early this year. Don't you envy me?

Are you saying I begged, pleaded, whined, demanded, turned on my human-animal charms to have Holly give into me to
give me a gift of a book called: "101 Questions About Santa
Claus: Everything You Ever Wanted to Knw About Santa, Mrs.
Claus, The Elves, The Reindeer..." authored by Santa Claus
himself, which my girlfriend discovered this book being sold
in a book store and knew I had to have a copy.

I rewarded my Holly with hugs, kisses, and much appreciation
and love for me she has to give me the Christmas gift early,
which I want to share some about the book with those reading this in the forum.

If you have questions and are wondering if your questions
might be in this book and answers, please ask me and I will
check them out.

Here's a sample what this treasure book has:

What's Santa's Favorite Food? As a citzen of the world,
Santa enjoys each and every one of the world's different
cuisines. He particularly likes to try different spices and
seasonings. He loves fruits and vegetables and is conniosseur of ice cream and other frozend desserts.

Is There Any Food Santa Doesn't eat? Yes! Venison.

What's Santa's Favorite Kind of Music? Christmas Music,
closely followed by Rock and Roll, classical. Folk, Country,
Rhytem and Blues, Jazz, Contemporary, and last, but not least New Age Elf.

What Is Santa's Favorite Christmas Eve Snack When Making
His Visits Around the World? It is an altogether too well
know scecret acccording to Mrs. Claus. It's milk and cookies. Any kind will do, but chocolate is most appreciated!

What is Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer;s Middle Name? It
is THE.

What Kinds of Treats Do the Reindeer Like? On Christmas Eve
the reindeer appreciate any kind of crunchy vegetbles. Celery, carrots, radishes and letuce are amongst their favorites. A little veggie dip or peanut butter to go with the munchies is always appreciated. An occasional sugar cube or candy won't be turned down either.

Rudolph's favorite treat? It is bubble gum. He's not allowed to chew it while airborne, too much risk of popping a bubble over his nose and shutting down Santa's navigational system.

This question/answer is for Grizzly... Does Santa Have Any
Pets? Nine of his closest business assciates are his
"pets" his nine reindeer that pull his sleigh on Christmas
Eve.

Does Santa Have Any Children? Santa considers ALL who believe in him, regardless of their age, to be his children.

(Mark): Sorry folks, that's all for now. I need to go get
a snack.

MERRY CHRISTMAS and I'm glad to share information from
this fascinating book. Holly knows I love Santa, and try
to be good ever since I was a little kid and discovered
about Santa.

I hope Santa is GOOD to each and everyone in this forum
on Christmas Eve.

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