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Date Posted: 14:00:15 06/01/01 Fri
Author: bearer of bad news
Subject: The end of windowless pubs as we know them.

Hi guys it is Jon here,sniff , I was just inocently looking around the Cod Locker website for photos of Dave, ( Because he is pretty,) sniff, when I came across the rather disturbing news that our beloved drinking 'hole' The Foundry is to be knocked doon and replaced by a block of flats!!!! have the people in the planning permision office at Birmingham city council never seen Poltergeist?
To build upon a site of such closeness to the occult would surely be tempting fate.The residents who eventualy moved into the new flats would surely be haunted by visions of gothic types looking misunderstood, and the new residents of the flats ,probably young families looking for a start in life ,would wake up in a cold sweat every night and stare into the darkness of their rooms trying to work out where the haunting rock melodies of Papa Roach were coming from,small children will climb tearful into their parents beds in the early hours of the morning and cry "mummy I just saw Ed from Pignut playing pool on the landing again, why wont he go away , why, why have the bands come here to die?".After about a week of living there the once strong father of the family will finally snap after climbing out of the shower and seeing the words "carlseberg £1.50 or 4 for £5.00," scrawled into the condensation on the mirror.
This bad bit of council planning will spoil lives.Plus bands wont have anywhere to play for free.We should start a protest before the seventh seal is broken and marylin manson will be released upon the once peaceful streets of birmingham.Cool I think I just wrote the longest message on our message board ever!!!! wow.Im ever so tired .

Ps Hi Dave Bloor, I bought a mobile Phone Ha Ha yes , anyway if you want my number phone my Exeter number and use the special word, remember? It would be spiffing to hear from you , it will be just like being back in the dorms at Eaton Rah Rah Rah we`re going to smash the oinks.right im off bye.

PPS This mornig I got on the smelliest bus ever,seriously it was vile , I managed to pin the smell to one of three culprits: a particularly dirty looking toddler, a little old lady with an eye patch or a twitchy man with a tatoo on the neck.Does anyone else out there in the internet have a better story? Especialy Dave.B who i know once had a problem on a night bus.That is the story that really inspired the lyrics to 'so far' tell them Dave.


bye peeps.


for now.

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