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>Mr. Alf: > >Great to hear from u. Brods 👨‍🎤 and I have >the place to ourselves 2night cuz the parents are at a >Christmas party. We made pizzas for dinner and we >ate two whole ones. So we r stuffed! > > >>>Jay, here with Brody. Well, guess what? I'm >>>sixteen >> >>Yeah!!! I am so glad you had such a nice birthday. :-) >><3 And wow! Sixteen?? It doesn't seem that long ago >>that you first started posting here! <3 <3 <3 > >Well, if I remember right Mr. Alf, I had really just >turned fourteen. So it has been like two years you've >known me now. Guess I'm getting old. 😂 > > >>Yes it will definitely be a good vehicle for you. And >>yeah!! What an amazing surprise!! Like I said in the >>other post, your parents and grandma were really good >>at keeping it a secret! And a truck like that is gonna >>be really impressive at school *and*, more >>importantly, it will be really special cos it will >>remind you of your Grandpa every time you drive it. > >That's true Mr. Alf. I got to practice driving it >over the weekend with dad. I'm driving it around in >my neighborhood OK and everything now. I only killed >it once on Saturday and once on Sunday. On Sunday, it >was cuz I stopped without putting the clutch in. >Oooops. > >>>>Hello 👋 Brody 👨‍🎤!! It's so great to hear >>>>from you!! <3 > Now, >>whenever you have a chance, I would love to hear an >>update on what *you* 👨‍🎤 have been up to >>lately. :-) <3 > >👨‍🎤: Well I would be happy 😊 to tell you >Mr. Alf. I had to go to Florida 🏖️ with mom >👩 for a job. I am modeling for print ads from a >clothes 🩳👕 company. Jay says I can't tell the >name though. Anyway, it was a lot of fun 🤩. And I >got to keep the clothes I modeled if I wanted them. >I brought back supper baggy jeans 👖, swim trunks >🩳, sweatpants, hoodies, and a lot of other stuff. >I got to see the beach there because that is where >they took the pictures 📸 of me 👨‍🎤. > >I am making important ‼️ decisions about my life >Mr. Alf. Did you know I broke up with my girlfriend >👧🏼? Well I did. She got mad 😡 at me at >first and she would not talk 🗣️ to me for awhile. > There was a rumor 🤫 at school 🏫 I broke up with >her because I thought she was ugly 🧌 and that was >why she got mad 😡. 😖 But that was not true. I >explained it to her and now she is 👌. The reason >was good one Mr. Alf, and it was not because she is >not a nice 😊. She is a very nice 😊 person. The >reason was just because of me. > >(Jay: Lot of drama on this Mr. Alf. Another time he >wants to explain this, but not now.) > >I am very busy Mr. Alf. Armadillo Roadkill >🎸🥁🎤 is performing at Christmas 🎄 parties >at 3️⃣ elementary schools 🏫. I am singing 🎶 >in the Christmas program for our church ⛪️. In >youth theatre 🎭 I am in a Christmas 🎄 play again. > >Did you know I was in the hospital for 2️⃣ days >Mr. Alf? I was just a very bad case of flu 🤮💩 >we found out. People here wrote ✍️ me nice get >wells, but I admit I have been very rude 😑 and did >not post 🧑‍💻 back to them (sorry >everyone!!!!!!!!!!!). I was not rude 😑 on purpose, >but I was out of school 🏫 for over a week and it >was very hard to catch up on homework 📚. I still >think I can get all A's and I did not give up just >because I was sick 🤢. I think by the end of >semester I will be 👌. > >How have you been Mr. Alf? Do you have Christmas >presents for your granddaughters 👧🏼👧🏼 yet? > Are you buying a present for your cat 🐱? > >> >>>>>Jay got his birthday 🎁 spankings 🏓 before he >>>>>went to school 🏫. > > I'm glad that your Dad and >>>>the Jay-man had some fun bonding time and that your >>>>Dad wasn't too hard on him for the birthday >spanking. >>>>Leaving on gym shorts 🩳, and even the >>>>one-to-grow-on over the unders🩲, doesn't sound >too >>>>bad! 😁 Even tho that last one was probably still >>>>somewhat sting-y lol! >>>Jay: Well, I should have worn my cotton shorts to >bed >>>Mr. Alf. I wore the thin synthetic shorts to bed and >>>they don't have as much protection. Forgot to change >>>them before I went out for breakfast. >> >>Oh yeah I wouldn't have even thought about that! That >>would make quite a bit of a difference. >> >>>And yeah, so >>>you know . . . that last one from dad wasn't just >with >>>my shorts down, but also where I sit down. >> >>Ouch! Right on those sit-spots. Those really sting! > >👨‍🎤: I am going to remember to where THICK >🩲 on my birthday Mr. Alf!!!!! In case I get a >spanking 🏓 the same way Jay did! > >> >>> I think >>>dad could still make me cry with a hand-spanking 🏓 >>>if I'm honest. Thankfully, it was just one real swat >>>so the sting went away really fast. >> >>Hahaha yes thank goodness it was just one! And hmmmm I >>guess one way to look at this is that the birthday >>spanking might motivate you to avoid getting into >>trouble and having to get the real deal anytime soon. > >Jay: Well . . . I got a pretty real reminder 🏓 a >couple weeks ago Mr. Alf when I left school for lunch >when I wasn't supposed to. So I probably didn't need >that extra spank really. IMO. Maybe not dad's >opinion. Or in ur opinion. 😂 > > >>>>>So I sat down on the couch 🛋️ and Jay layed >>over >>>>>my lap. Jay is heavy, but it was 👌. Mom >>>>>👩 told me to be nice, because Jay was being >>really >>>>>nice letting me do this and to remember that I >would >>>>>have to do this for Jay if he wanted to spank 🏓 >>me >>>>>on my birthday 🎂. I lifted my hand ✋ really >>high >>>>>and mom 👩 yelled "Brody!." I told her I was >just >>>>>kidding 🙃. >>>>Lol!! Brody 👨‍🎤, were you really just >kidding >>>>🙃? Or would you have gone full-force if your Mom >>>>👩 hadn't said anything? 🤔😲😅😂 >>>👨‍🎤: I'm not going to say Mr. Alf. 👿 >> >>Well I think that answers my question! 😲😅😂 >> >>>Jay: Well, he made me clinch my butt cheeks cuz it >>>sure seemed like he was going to lay on a big swat >Mr. >>>Alf! >> >>Ahahaha yeah I bet! The butt is a really sensitive >>area and I suppose even a swat from the little brother >>could sting. >> >>Weird question but definitely related lol: do you >>think clinching helps it not sting as much? 🤔 > >Jay: U know Mr. Alf, I kinda clench my butt without >really thinking about it when I know a spank 🏓 is >coming. Doesn't matter if it is with a hand, paddle or >a belt. I think it is involuntary Mr. Alf. Like >something ur body does to protect itself. Mom and dad >tell Brods 👨‍🎤 and I not to clench, cuz it >makes spankings 🏓 even more. Ur boys got spanked >🏓 Mr. Alf. Did they clench their bottoms when u >spanked 🏓 them? > > >>>>> I asked if I could give a >>>>>hard one on 17. Jay said "bring it brat!" Dad >>👨 >>>>>nodded so I pulled Jay's shorts back and gave him a >>>>>hard spank 🏓 to finish on his underwear 🩲 >like >>>>>dad 👨 did. Jay said "Ouch!" I think I made >>that >>>>>one sting 🐝. >>>Jay: He did make it sting Mr. Alf. And he's >smart. >>>He got the sit spot exactly where dad did. I >think, >>>someday when he has kids, Brods 👨‍🎤 is going >>>to be able to spank 🏓 pretty good. >> >>Hmmmmmm now I wonder how he 👨‍🎤 knows so much >>about how to make spankings sting? 😜 > >It is very much my experience getting spanks 🏓 Mr. >Alf. Lots of them 🙁. > > >>>It's all OK Mr. Alf. I was embarrassed right when I >>>started crying. But after everyone, and especially >>>my friends came and gave me hugs and fist bumps and >>>stuff, I knew they were OK with it and they weren't >>>gonna say anything. >> >>Yeah they really are great friends. I'm glad cos those >>are the sorts friends you deserve. <3 > >Jay: Well, that's why they got invited Mr. Alf. I >have lots of friends from school and sports. But for >just a small party, I had to pick the best of them. > >L8R Mr. Alf!!!! > >Jay > >Goodbye 👋 Mr. Alf! Brody 👨‍🎤
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