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Subject: Re: a message for the trolls Author: spelvin [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 06:13:41 12/28/25 Sun Author Host/IP: 72.78.201.247 In reply to: spelvin 's message, "a message for the trolls" on 10:31:23 12/26/25 Fri At 14:25:48, a traffic accident occurred in San Luis Obispo, CA. At 14:25:48, a traffic accident occurred in Martinsville, IN. Two people arrived at the Pearly Gates. "Good afternoon," said Saint Peter. "Could you please introduce yourselves?" "I'm Captain Obvious," said the first candidate. "I'm Spelvin," said the second candidate. The two pointed their fingers at each other. "You here?" Captain Obvious said, "I'm not going to share this place with this guy. He's creepy, pedophilic, pedarastic, voyeuristic and just plain batshit nuts!" Spelvin said, "I'm not going to share this place with him, either. This whole world is in this mess because of people who hate anyone who's different from themselves! Like the Nazis who killed six million Jews! Like the town of Salem which killed suspected witches! Like the ICE agents who cart off innocent brown-skinned . . ." Saint Peter said, "Okay, okay, OKAY! I get your point. But I have news for both of you gentlemen. We only accept people who settle their disagreements amicably. And there is only one alternative." Whereupon Captain Obvious and Spelvin were cast into the Lake of Fire. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> [> Subject: Re: a message for the trolls Author: Jeffrey Epstein [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 09:03:55 12/28/25 Sun Author Host/IP: 108.239.71.193 >At 14:25:48, a traffic accident occurred in San Luis >Obispo, CA. >At 14:25:48, a traffic accident occurred in >Martinsville, IN. > >Two people arrived at the Pearly Gates. >"Good afternoon," said Saint Peter. "Could you please >introduce yourselves?" > >"I'm Captain Obvious," said the first candidate. > >"I'm Spelvin," said the second candidate. > >The two pointed their fingers at each other. "You >here?" > >Captain Obvious said, "I'm not going to share this >place with this guy. He's creepy, pedophilic, >pedarastic, voyeuristic and just plain batshit nuts!" > >Spelvin said, "I'm not going to share this place with >him, either. This whole world is in this mess because >of people who hate anyone who's different from >themselves! Like the Nazis who killed six million >Jews! Like the town of Salem which killed suspected >witches! Like the ICE agents who cart off innocent >brown-skinned . . ." > >Saint Peter said, "Okay, okay, OKAY! I get your point. >But I have news for both of you gentlemen. We only >accept people who settle their disagreements amicably. >And there is only one alternative." > >Whereupon Captain Obvious and Spelvin were cast into >the Lake of Fire. It's not about disagreement, dude. It's about the fact that you're a creepy little pedophile. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]