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Date Posted: 11:37:05 06/22/01 Fri
Author: Mrs. Brown
Subject: Housemeso

Dear Ladies,
After a lonesome week, I will finally get a visitor at the house. After a long day of grueling and complicated work with the stock exchange and a hectic, not to mention tiring, commute home, Mr. Brown will be coming to see me, eat his home-cooked meal that will be waiting for him on the table, and sleep in newly ironed sheets. Yes, I have decided to give up the ol' job hunt and wait on him, hand and foot, smiling all the while. Oh happiness, it won't be too long now that we will joyously hear the pitter patter of little feet ice-skating in Hell. heh heh heh.

Don't worry girls, twas only a ruse. You see, because I have no life, I just make stuff up now. Hope everything is going smoothly with you all and that I didn't scare you too much at least not as much as I'm scaring myself. All I've got to say is, my bitch better bring me home some beer.
Ah, that's better.

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