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Date Posted: 10:11:41 09/26/02 Thu
Author: His Majesty, King George III (you may recover)
Subject: Re: Looking for Sam
In reply to: Michelle aka Lady Fair 's message, "Looking for Sam" on 10:10:04 09/25/02 Wed

My Dear Captain Monahan,

It would please Us greatly if you would at once place yourself under arrest, and make your way most expediently to the Tower, London, where you will answer for the Crime of BWWOL (Being Wigless Without Official Leave). We hope you enjoy warm weather and long ocean voyages.

GR III

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[> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- Michelle, 12:10:44 09/26/02 Thu

Right, can I visit Captain Monahan in the Tower? I promise I won't be responsible for the disappearance of the rest of his uniform. Or at least, not all of the rest of his uniform.


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[> [> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- King George III, loves acapella, 13:29:20 09/26/02 Thu

You may visit that scoundrel as often as you like, but only if you sing "Davey's Dinghy" for His Majesty's Court.

GR III


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[> [> [> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- Michelle, 08:40:15 09/27/02 Fri

Davie's Dinghy... um... nevermind...

How 'bout if I sing you "Gnomes" instead?


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[> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- The Captain, 16:11:42 09/26/02 Thu

Your Majesty,

I regret that I am unable to report to the Tower at the moment. I am presently engaged in chasing down those ragged Continentals. It appears that they are mustering a large body of traitors in Saratoga in the Colony of New York. General "Gentleman Johnny" Burgoyne and myslef along with several thousand of Your Majesty's finest will be thrashing the stuffing out them shortly. I would say that the weekend of October 12th, starting at about 10 of the clock on Saturday would be the best time to see the battle.
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Of course I am at Your Majesty's will once I have dealt with the rebel scum. Mi'lord, do they still have that Grail beacon switched on and the lovely young wenches at the Tower?
YHS
Captain Monahan


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[> [> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- GR III, 18:11:01 09/26/02 Thu

Very well Sir, carry on, what's a wig amongst such fine examples of British Manhood as ourselves? Do be careful, I hear the camp followers are all poxed.

GR III


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