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Date Posted: 10:10:04 09/25/02 Wed
Author: Michelle aka Lady Fair
Subject: Looking for Sam

Hey guys,

I'm looking for Sam of the Red Headed Pirates Guild. She'd asked me for info about getting garb made and I've lost the napkin she wrote her sontact info on.

Michelle T.
aka Lady Fair

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[> Re: Looking for Sam -- Michael, 13:47:14 09/25/02 Wed

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I'm looking for Sam of the Red Headed Pirates Guild. She'd asked me for info about getting garb made and I've lost the napkin she wrote her sontact info on.

Michelle T.
aka Lady Fair>>

Oh, sure, the old lost the napkin routine.Knights, warriors and assorted medieval characters slay dragons and over come challenges to win the Lady fair's favor and she tells them to write their home Castle location on a scarf, and when they despair over not hearing from her, she resorts to the old lost the item with the address on it. After which the Knight, warrior, or assorted medieval character must then join DIDA, Damsels in Distress Annonymous to cope with the heart break.

Just joshing, they actually just kill themselves, muwhahahahah < insert evil laugh here

YHS
Michael


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[> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- Michelle, 13:54:25 09/25/02 Wed

Now that you mention it, I think I lost the Revolutionary War wig your number was on, cutie.

Michelle


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[> [> [> Hey! Now cut that out!! -- blushing Brit, 22:54:31 09/25/02 Wed

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Michelle>>

Ma'am, I have never give away any of His Majesty's equipment, especially not a dressed and powdered wig. I have now and then forgotten where I left bits of uniform and or accoutrements, but none that have not turned up sooner or later.

Your Most Humble and Obedient Servant
Captain Michael F. Monahan
Grenadier Company
His Majesty's Fifth Regiment of Foot
( In America)
P.S.
SO that is where that wig got to! If you would be so kind as to post it to: His Majesty's Fifth Regiment of Foot
The Abbot's Tower,
Alnwick Castle,
Alnwick,
Northumberland,
NE66 1NG.
Oh no! Did I type that out loud? AAAARRGGHHHH


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[> Re: Looking for Sam -- His Majesty, King George III (you may recover), 10:11:41 09/26/02 Thu

My Dear Captain Monahan,

It would please Us greatly if you would at once place yourself under arrest, and make your way most expediently to the Tower, London, where you will answer for the Crime of BWWOL (Being Wigless Without Official Leave). We hope you enjoy warm weather and long ocean voyages.

GR III


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[> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- Michelle, 12:10:44 09/26/02 Thu

Right, can I visit Captain Monahan in the Tower? I promise I won't be responsible for the disappearance of the rest of his uniform. Or at least, not all of the rest of his uniform.


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[> [> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- King George III, loves acapella, 13:29:20 09/26/02 Thu

You may visit that scoundrel as often as you like, but only if you sing "Davey's Dinghy" for His Majesty's Court.

GR III


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[> [> [> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- Michelle, 08:40:15 09/27/02 Fri

Davie's Dinghy... um... nevermind...

How 'bout if I sing you "Gnomes" instead?


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[> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- The Captain, 16:11:42 09/26/02 Thu

Your Majesty,

I regret that I am unable to report to the Tower at the moment. I am presently engaged in chasing down those ragged Continentals. It appears that they are mustering a large body of traitors in Saratoga in the Colony of New York. General "Gentleman Johnny" Burgoyne and myslef along with several thousand of Your Majesty's finest will be thrashing the stuffing out them shortly. I would say that the weekend of October 12th, starting at about 10 of the clock on Saturday would be the best time to see the battle.
Saratoga225.org < Shameless self promotion

Of course I am at Your Majesty's will once I have dealt with the rebel scum. Mi'lord, do they still have that Grail beacon switched on and the lovely young wenches at the Tower?
YHS
Captain Monahan


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[> [> [> Re: Looking for Sam -- GR III, 18:11:01 09/26/02 Thu

Very well Sir, carry on, what's a wig amongst such fine examples of British Manhood as ourselves? Do be careful, I hear the camp followers are all poxed.

GR III


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