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Date Posted: 16:58:32 12/15/05 Thu
Author: Leia
Subject: Play Me...

1. Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick, I insist they buy me a drink first. After all, I'm not asking for dinner and dancing....I'm not asking for a commitment.

2. -Are you here for an affair, sir?
-What?
-The Singleman party, sir?
-Ah, yes, the Singleman party.

3. You got a lot of girlfriends, right? You know any girls named Ralph?

4. The reason people treat me like I'm nothin' is 'cause I'm nothin'.

5. No, it's our house! Just tonight -- we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth but I'm flexible.

6. -Nice marmot.
-Vee vant zat money, ________.
-You think veer kidding und making mit de funny stuff?
-Vee could do things you only dreamed of, ________.
-Ja, vee could really do it, ______. Vee belief in nossing
-Jesus!
-Vee belief in nossing, _________!NOSSING!!

7. ________, why don't you ask _______ about the cake?
Oh, good idea. Here, ____, come to the kitchen with me.
Don't bother him with that. We got to get going.
It'll just take a second.

8. It was bullshit. The whole rap was a a setup. Everything is the cops' fault. You don't put guys like that in a room together. Who knows what can happen?

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