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Date Posted: 19:45:00 12/09/05 Fri
Author: Gayla
Subject: Name That TV Show

While we're waiting for Leia to come up with movie quotes, here's some TV quotes.
I think these may be considerably more difficult than the movies. Just a little experiment! (But if you win and WANT to come up with more TV quotes that's good too)
Under no circumstances are you to google these when you're done guessing! Keep playing- if you get frustrated there will be extra quotes to help you out shortly ;o)
Keep in mind this is an eclectic mix of Sitcoms, sketch shows, reality shows, Dramas etc.

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1)"Just be wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong, and get used to it."

2)"Luck has always been on my side, it's like I was born with a horseshoe... right up my ass."

3)
-"You are American?
-"No, I'm a Canadian. It's like an American, but without the gun."

4)
-"We all have secrets, for example... Tom, you are on..."
-"Speed.
-"Oh. I was gonna say 'probation'. "
-"Whatever. hehe whatever, what-ever..."

5)
-"Ten bucks if you go over to that guy and ask him where the lettuce is... only, you don't say lettuce.
-"What do I say?"
-"Letoos."

6)-"Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese, be your big fork and spoon."

7)-"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"

8)-"Oh my God! My TiVo thinks I'm gay!"

9)
-"Haven't you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?'"
-"Haven't you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?'"

10)"We are men. We are different. We have only one word for soap. We do not own candles. We have never seen anything of any value in a craft shop. We do not own magazines full of photographs of celebrities with their clothes ON!"

11)"So, not to shock you, but your dad's attractive. Not that I'd attack him or anything, but I wouldn't leave me alone with him, either."

12)
-"Look. Monkey. And he has a little hat. And little pants."
-"Yeah. I see."
-"The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going 'hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And you know the monkey's just 'I mock you with my monkey pants,' then there's a big coup at the zoo."
-"The monkey's French?"
-"All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"

13)
-"Condoms?"
-"Hey, you don't know how long we could be in here. We may have to repopulate the entire world."
-"And condoms are the way to do that?"

14)"If you really need a knife that can cut through a shoe, then maybe you're not buying the best quality meat.

15)"NO KITTY THATS MY POTPIE!"

16)"In Chicago, a man who was having a heart attack's life was saved when his dog brought him a phone so he could call for help. We should point out however, that for every one of these heart warming animal stories, 100,000 people die while their dogs sit and look at them like morons. "

17)
-'What's this?'
-'Clam chowder. I remember Mom used to make it for you when you went ice-fishing, and I hated the thought of you sitting out here cold and hungry.'
[opens Thermos]
-'This is clam chowder!'
-'Well, what'd you expect?'
-'Irish whisky! Your mother always filled it with coffee and Irish whisky! We just called it clam chowder in front of you kids.'
-'Is that why you got so mad that day I crumbled oyster crackers in your Thermos?'

18)
-"Copy. Radio silence until task complete."
-"Listen, I know we just met on the flight over, but do you have to talk like such a robotron?
-"Radio silence requested."
-"I guess you do."

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