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Subject: Shocking News Author: Jeffrey Archer [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 12:32:17 07/20/01 Fri News just out: A group of unknown PLUMBERS snuck up on OTers chairman and Durham university veteran Ed 'Herbie' Goodworth in London nightclub 'Barmy Barry's' yesterday evening. Goodworth was caught off guard as he was dribbling in the corner staring at underage schoolgirls, and before he could attempt a hasty exit, had been challenged to a dance-off: surely a challenge no OTTER could turn down. Little did Goodworth know however that these young stallions, the 'PLUMBERS', would find it incredibly easy to drink him under the table. Before Goodworth knew it, his normally faultless dancing routine was falling to bits as his wobbling legs were unable to perform his famous 'Herbie Shuffle'. Amidst the whispers of "what's that grandad doing here", the PLUMBERS picked up an easy win in the contest, much to the delight of the crowd of young girls. One PLUMBER was quoted as saying "this is just another notch on the belt of the incredibly succesful career of the PLUMBERS, did I tell you about the Town & Gown sevens?". Another PLUMBER, wearing the patented pink and blue colours of the exclusive sports club, was heard to boast "I'll take that Big Show on at a wrestle any day, he's all fat you know, not a pound of muscle on him, its all that cheddar he puts away". The PLUMBERS left the club after yet another successful outing, surrounded by the now usual group of beautiful young ladies. Goodworth was last seen offering a tramp a bed for the night in return for some "fun and games". What a sad day for the OTTERS, and surely we'll all have to agree soon that these former greats are over the hill. There is no disgrace in losing to the PLUMBERS however, who continue to trample everyone in their path. J.Archer [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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