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Date Posted: 14:17:59 07/26/01 Thu
In reply to:
Jeffrey Archer
's message, "Shocking News" on 12:32:17 07/20/01 Fri
Dear Plummer,
It is foolish to describe the OTTERS as "former greats". Our flair is undiminished by age. You had the good fortune to pick on the weakest member of our dancing squad. Herbie's talents lie elsewhere and I am sure he would not dispute my assertion that neither lash, minge or dancing fall amongst his 'strong suits'. I will offer you young chaps a fatherly piece of advice. Graduation from university is a terrible thing. It leaves you time poor. Be aware that mid week lash becomes something harder and harder to dominate to good effect. That is not to say that it is impossible but you will often find that mid week you young plummers can use your superior numbers to overwhelm any OTTER envoys who might have made it out - we rarely work as a team mid-week. Do not get cocky however. Come the weekend the OTTERS will be all over you. Only then can massed ranks be brought to bear. Moreover only then will you feel the full force of the only assets that come with graduation - worldly wisdom and pots of cash (surely Herbie bought you all several rounds of drinks?). Rest assured that on the weekend, with the superior knowledge that comes with our relative maturity, time, and cash at our disposal we will buy the venue of your choice, dance you to death, and then raise the place to the ground with you in it.
I look forward to it - Plummer Beware!
P.S. Are you lads scared of playing golf with us? We could combine it with a dacing fixture (which you are clearly scared of).
>News just out:
>A group of unknown PLUMBERS snuck up on OTers chairman
>and Durham university veteran Ed 'Herbie' Goodworth in
>London nightclub 'Barmy Barry's' yesterday evening.
>Goodworth was caught off guard as he was dribbling in
>the corner staring at underage schoolgirls, and before
>he could attempt a hasty exit, had been challenged to
>a dance-off: surely a challenge no OTTER could turn
>down. Little did Goodworth know however that these
>young stallions, the 'PLUMBERS', would find it
>incredibly easy to drink him under the table. Before
>Goodworth knew it, his normally faultless dancing
>routine was falling to bits as his wobbling legs were
>unable to perform his famous 'Herbie Shuffle'. Amidst
>the whispers of "what's that grandad doing here", the
>PLUMBERS picked up an easy win in the contest, much to
>the delight of the crowd of young girls. One PLUMBER
>was quoted as saying "this is just another notch on
>the belt of the incredibly succesful career of the
>PLUMBERS, did I tell you about the Town & Gown
>sevens?". Another PLUMBER, wearing the patented pink
>and blue colours of the exclusive sports club, was
>heard to boast "I'll take that Big Show on at a
>wrestle any day, he's all fat you know, not a pound of
>muscle on him, its all that cheddar he puts away".
>The PLUMBERS left the club after yet another
>successful outing, surrounded by the now usual group
>of beautiful young ladies.
>Goodworth was last seen offering a tramp a bed for the
>night in return for some "fun and games".
>What a sad day for the OTTERS, and surely we'll all
>have to agree soon that these former greats are over
>the hill. There is no disgrace in losing to the
>PLUMBERS however, who continue to trample everyone in
>their path.
>J.Archer
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