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Date Posted: 21:24:26 11/27/01 Tue
Author: boddah
Author Host/IP: 206.124.153.139
Subject: Where?
In reply to: Obs 's message, "Look, a post." on 21:14:46 11/26/01 Mon

I'm boring. Sometimes I eat raisin bran in the morning. Two scoops, beeyatches.

Only 27 shopping days until Christmas. PURCHASE AND CONSUME!My one big seizure-inducing stress source of the holiday season is the TRAFFIC. It's not only neglectful driving either, people in parking lots just wander around in front of cars, not looking at anything. They look like lobotomized zombies with credit cards.

A man tried to sell me a box of "holiday" mints at the mall. (yeah, i went to the mall. So?) I said "What makes them holiday mints?" He said "They're two-dollar boxes of mints but we're charging ten." That didn't really happen. But I did buy some mints. They were delicious. Okay, I didn't buy any mints. Hell, I didn't even go to the mall.

I made the mistake of going to a big honkin' electronics store the day after thanksgiving though. "Cool, cheap DVDs" I said to my advertisement. It did not respond. My baby cat later tore it to shreds. After snagging a parking space seven counties away from the store, I took a zepplin to the storefront and elbowed my way through the impatient hoarde. I wasn't impatient, I elbowed politely. I waited in line for weeks, I stepped over dehydrated children and shell-shocked war vets. On an impulse I bought a pack of gum. There was a problem with the anti-theft-annoying-beep-machine, and they corrected it by arming a large man with a yellow highlighter. And they say we're being replaced by robots.

So five hours later I returned to my compound and went back to sleep. I lead an eventful life.

Soon I'll buy a christmas tree, and the place will smell nice & piney.

Why did this post become so long? I still can't get into LJ. That's why, buddy. Yeah. In your face.

I hope it snows.

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