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| Love Lost Chapter 4- Reunion |
INT. KILLER INSTINCT’S OFFICE - DAY Grandpa Instinct is sitting in KI’s office. Killer Instinct walks in.  KILLER INSTINCT Hey grandpa, thanks for coming.  GRANDPA INSTINCT What’s wrong, son? You sounded weird on the phone. KILLER INSTINCT Listen, we have to talk. GRANDPA INSTINCT It’s about Envy, right? KILLER INSTINCT Yeah, exactly. GRANDPA INSTINCT I know she’s a bit young, but this is fun for me right now. I don’t want you to worry about it. You should worry more about FWF New Era on the Golden Card on Code Red. KILLER INSTINCT What the hell did you just say? GRANDPA INSTINCT Just talking about your match. KILLER INSTINCT No way, if you were talking about my match, you would say that I’m going to kick Anderson’s ass. They got to you, didn’t they. Dear God, don’t tell me that you’re turning into a company tool like Anderson and pope? GRANDPA INSTINCT Calm the f@ck down. You got this fax. The upper-ups were upset that you didn’t mention the New Era, Golden Cards, and the fact that you called Code Red, Monday Night Whateverthef@ck. I was just helping you out. KILLER INSTINCT Grandpa, just like you don’t want me to worry about your love life, I don’t want you to worry about my match---- ---He’s no monster, over there is a monster...  GRANDPA INSTINCT God damn, boy! Are you trying to give me a heartattack? KILLER INSTINCT Sorry, grandpa. But as you can see, Anderson’s steroid abusing ass, doesn’t stand a chance. But you and Envy... GRANDPA INSTINCT What is your problem right with her? KILLER INSTINCT She looks dangerous. GRANDPA INSTINCT You’re going by looks? She looks sexy. KILLER INSTINCT Well yeah. But she looks deadly. GRANDPA INSTINCT You can’t judge a book by a cover, son. ------------------------  SILENT BOB Envy is Killer Instinct’s ex-girlfriend. INFIDELITY WHAT?!? JAY Bob, you weak f@ck. Hold on, why did you kick my ass, and then you show him your tits. I swear, there is no justice in this world.  INFIDELITY Oh my God, Grandpa Instinct is dating Killer’s ex-girlfriend. FADE TO BLACK |
INT. DOCTOR GREEN’S OFFICE - DAY Killer Instinct is sitting in the office. KI’s personal doctor enters the room with x-rays. He put them on the lighted wall and sits down.  KILLER INSTINCT Something wrong, Dr. Green?  DR. GREEN With me? No. KILLER INSTINCT I don’t know. It’s about your look. DR. GREEN What about my look. KILLER INSTINCT You have this look that says, “I-Was-Stuck-In-An-Elevator-With-A-Child-Killer-And-He-Was-Starting-To-Die-So-Instead-Of-Helping-Him-I-Let-Him-Die-And-I-Enjoyed-Doing-It.” That kind of look. DR. GREEN Nope, don’t know what you’re talking about. KILLER INSTINCT Okie dokie. So what’s Mini-Don King’s condition? DR. GREEN He’s small for starters. You know they’re proceedures to fix that. KILLER INSTINCT Dude’s in his forties or something. Ain’t he a little to old to do that whole breaking bones stuff. I saw that HBO special, where that midget girl did that. Messed her up bad. DR. GREEN Oh yeah, I saw that. It had that midget doctor too. He wouldn’t last three minutes in the ER. Hey, did you see that HBO special on Bellevue? KILLER INSTINCT I hate this place, nothing works here, the medcation doesn’t work, been here for seven years... Doc, I really want to know what’s going on with King’s back. JAW JAW Bones gave it to him pretty hard. DR. GREEN Oh he’s just fine. Sprained back, that’s all. Just keep him away from excitement for awhile. KILLER INSTINCT I guess I shouldn’t have ordered that hooker for him then. DR. GREEN Seriously though, Killer. How are you feeling? This Doomsday tournament must be taking it’s toll on you. KILLER INSTINCT Well, Doc. The first round was cake. My biggest competition in that match was the lead singer of Korn. And I don’t care how many time the Smashing Pumpkins guy won the ECW title, celebrities don’t make good wrestlers. Then there was my last match with Jawbone. Now I came out of that with a few burns and puncture wounds, but nothing serious. Jawbone was nothing but a student, and he fought like someone who needed to learn a lesson. Luckily, Prof. Instinct was in. Me and my doctorate in Ass-Whuppin’. Now my next match is weird as hell. Apparently Boob Barker took his viagra so he can watch his favorite new sex fantasy, Heath Leigher in that Knight’s Tale movie. I have a.. erhem, Hell’s Angel’s Motorbike Joust Extravaganza match. So me and Diablo are put on Harleys and we joust. DR. GREEN Ummmm... KILLER INSTINCT Yeah, I know. Good thing is that I have an edge. Good old Chuck Zito, former president of the Hell’s Angels. Hey, and to throw my bro a plug, pick up FHM magazine which has an article on Chucky. It also has the 100 Sexiest Women. And a bunch of revealing pics of Halle Berry. Speaking of her, she’ll be exposing it all in the movie Swordfish. Which I actually have a cameo in. DR. GREEN Plug city. KILLER INSTINCT Just wait, I haven’t even talked about my match. DR. GREEN Isn’t that what we were just talking about? KILLER INSTINCT Wha? Yeah. Sorry, I’ve got some things on my mind. DR. GREEN Infidelity? KILLER INSTINCT I’ll deal with that when it comes up. But first I have to deal with my grandfather coming in to celebrate his birthday. DR. GREEN Didn’t he marry your ex-girlfriend? KILLER INSTINCT You don’t know the half of it. Speaking of which, I better go. Are you sure you’re all right? DR. GREEN Yeah, what do you think happened to me? KILLER INSTINCT Nothing. CUT TO: INT. KILLER INSTINCT’S CLUB - LATER Killer Instinct walks into his world famous club. Decorations are up all over. Killer looks around and sees his sister making out with Dirk Savage. KILLER INSTINCT NO! You two, cut it out.  KAREN INSTINCT Get over it. We’re back together now.  ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE Yeah, KI. You should be happy for us now. KILLER INSTINCT Dude... Go talk to your bear. ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE Snuggles is fine right now. Seriously though, you can depend on me. I won’t let anyone hurt your sister. KILLER INSTINCT Including yourself? ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE Dude, new leaf, turned over. I’d never hurt your sister. KILLER INSTINCT You just remember those words. If you break your promise, what I’ll do to you will make Barker’s matches look like Teletubby wrestling. ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE Hey, speaking of gay kiddie shows, I heard Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman are reffing your match. KILLER INSTINCT Changing topics? Yeah, they’re the refs. Both of them looking to make a comeback. Jackson is playing his return concert at Madison Square Garden this fall and Herman was in the movie Blow. ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE That was a great movie. KILLER INSTINCT There you go changing topics again. KAREN INSTINCT Killer, let me change the topic again. Mom’s here. KILLER INSTINCT Christ! Where is... Fuck, I already know. ISAAC, ARE YOU SERVING MY MOTHER DRINKS?!? KI walks over to the bar where his mother is sitting.  ISAAC WASHINGTON Don’t worry, boss. I’m treating her good. Giving her whatever she wants. KILLER INSTINCT My mother, the alcoholic? ISAAC WASHINGTON Oops.  KI’S MOM Kevin... WHASSSSUP!!! KILLER INSTINCT Damn it. Mom put the drink down. You know what day it is. KI’S MOM No.. But I do know what time it is.. HAPPY HOUR!!! KILLER INSTINCT Wrong. It’s grandpa’s birthday. He’s going to be here any minute. And you smell like booze. KI’S MOM I’m sorry.. I’ve disappointed you again. KILLER INSTINCT Cut that shit out. Look, you need to sober up. ISAAC WASHINGTON Do you want some coffee? KILLER INSTINCT I don’t think she’s going to need it. After I wish Grandpa a happy birthday, I’m going to... ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE WHOA! No way man. You can’t do that. He’ll have a heart attack. KAREN INSTINCT What? KILLER INSTINCT It’s been eating me away. It’s one of the things that keep me up at night. A friggin demon... KI’S MOM Dear, are you drunk? KILLER INSTINCT No, I’m just going insane. Between the fuckin’ family reunion, the Doomsday series, and ‘Lity, I’m just going nuts. KI’S MOM Where is ‘Lity? I haven’t seen her all day. KAREN INSTINCT She’s not here, mom. She hasn’t been around for awhile. KI’S MOM Oh dear, what happened? KAREN INSTINCT I think she was kidnapped. ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE Hold on, I got the impression that they broke up. Isaac, what do you know? ISAAC WASHINGTON Bartenders are like priests and shrinks. We don’t divulge information. Then again, the man with all your answers is standing right there. ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE So what’s the deal, KI? KILLER INSTINCT ...Fine. It’s like this... The doors of the club open up as Chuck Zito enters. Behind him is Grandpa Instinct and his wife, Envy.  CHUCK ZITO Hey, look who I found. KILLER INSTINCT Grandpa! Happy Birthday! GRANDPA INSTINCT Kevin! It’s good to see you. And happy to boot.  KILLER INSTINCT What the fuck? I love ya, man. Why wouldn’t I be happy to see you. Hey, Grandma, starting to look old.  ENVY How sweet of you to say. GRANDPA INSTINCT Damn it, Killer. Don’t start, please, not today. KILLER INSTINCT Fuck, I’m just breaking balls. Anyway, do I have a present for you. GRANDPA INSTINCT Now your talking. What is it? KILLER INSTINCT Remember your son? My father? CHUCK ZITO He isn’t... ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE Oh shit... KAREN INSTINCT Daddy?... KI’S MOM That asshole?... ENVY Killer? What are you... GRANDPA INSTINCT You know where he is? After all these years, you found him? Where is he? KILLER INSTINCT Heaven. Or hell, considering he wasn’t the goodest of souls. GRANDPA INSTINCT Dead? KILLER INSTINCT Murdered? ENVY Don’t do this... GRANDPA INSTINCT Who? Who killed my son? KILLER INSTINCT Your blushing bride, my ex-girlfriend, and all around BITCH! Envy. And that’s when the shit hit the fan. END CHAPTER FOUR  |