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| Love Lost Chapter 3- Let the Bodies Hit the Floor |
The Dark Sith have taken over. Well, they at least have taken over the primitive planet of Endor. But the rebellion lives on. They vow to finally put an end to Darth Joke and his apprentice, JAW JAW Bones. So the rebels have sent their best assassins against them. The Empire is in deep shit now. INT. IMPERIAL BASE ON ENDOR - DAY Darth Joke and his apprentice, JAW JAW Bones begin their daily activities. JAW JAW BONES Meesa JAW JAW Bones! DARTH JOKE Yes, we already know this. Apprentice, we must prepare for your battle. I am the master, and you are the baiter.. I mean student. JAW JAW BONES Isa people gonna die? DARTH JOKE Of course, you are my greatest lay.. I mean student. Others, like Ermac and Tiger, were nothing but one night stands.. Let me rephrase that. JAW JAW BONES Darthsa Joka, what’s that in da skysa? DARTH JOKE Blast, he’s here. The man of my dreams.. I mean the man who haunts my nightmares. It’s Killer Solo. Up in the sky, Killer Solo’s Ship lands on the base.  KILLER SOLO It’s time to end this once and for all, Chewbacca-Don King. CHEWBACCA-DON KING GGRRROWLLL, baby! KILLER SOLO Yeah, so let’s beam down there. CHEWBACCA-DON KING Grrl, baby? KILLER SOLO I know that’s Star Trek, but we’re pressed for time. The two beam right down in front of Darth Joke and JAW JAW Bones. JAW JAW BONES Meesa JAW JAW Bones! KILLER SOLO We know who you are. A couple of douche bags who hurt the weak. I’m under orders from the Rebels to stop you before you turn Endor into another Death Orgy. DARTH JOKE Killer Solo, you underestimate the power of the dildo.. I mean dark side. KILLER SOLO Dark side? You mean the butt? DARTH JOKE Yes.. I MEAN NO!!! CHEWBACCA-DON KING GRA GRA GRA!!! JAW JAW BONES Whassa so funny? DARTH JOKE Ignore their talk, my love.. I mean student. They babble on with endless rants excite me.. I mean annoy me. KILLER SOLO I got to keep moving, so let’s just fight.. I mean let me just kill you two. DARTH JOKE Easier said then fucked.. I mean done. JAW JAW Bones, do me.. I mean KILL SOLO!!! JAW JAW BONES Isa people gonna die now? KILLER SOLO Time to go. JAW JAW BONES Where weessa going? Where weessa going? JAW JAW BONES Where weessa... DARTH JOKE Blast you! That is not the way we do battle. KILLER SOLO Up yours. What are you going to do about it? I dare you to try. DARTH JOKE Your fight isn’t with me. Your concerns are with someone else.... Princess Lity Princess Lity Princess Lity KILLER INSTINCT Huh? Wha tha fuck? |
| INT. KILLER INSTINCT’S PARTY BUS - AFTERNOON It’s your basic party bus. Television, stereo system, mini-bar, stuff like that. Killer Instinct was passed out on the couch. He hasn’t had much sleep lately. Also in the bus is Mini-Don King, Chuck Zito(driving), Dirk Savage, and Snuggles the Soft. SNUGGLES Mista Instwinct, you wewa having a dweam. KILLER INSTINCT Christ, I’m still in fantasy land. Alright, who turned off my new music? MINI-DON KING Killer, baby. It was giving me the creeps. Why that song? KILLER INSTINCT A few reasons. First, Korn really pissed me off, so they can take their music and stick it up their pathetic ass. Second, Drowning Pool is the next great hardcore band. That can be seen at this years Ozzfest. Finally, Bodies just kicks ass. ((For anybody who haven’t figured it out. KI’s new entrance music is “Bodies” by Drowning Pool)) MINI-DON KING I’m just saying that I need to get in the right frame of mind for my match with Satanic Bob’s midget. Only in America will you find a littlest people in the world fight for their small lives. And those silly Bobs made it a boxing match. When I was a young man, I was a Mini-Golden Gloves Champion. So this week, Lenny2Late will feel the sting of my right and then the power of my left. KILLER INSTINCT Well, you got that shrimp taken care of. But I have JAWBone to take care of. Shado thinks he has this chump trained enough. There isn’t enough training in the world that can save his boy. I am now on a level that even Joker can never hope to achieve. A level that is beyond anyone in wrestling history. Have I peaked? Hell, no. This is only the beginning. But I will make this promise. Before this tourney ends, Bobs, you will experience Killer Instinct Beyond. Then I will be known as the true god of wrestling. A king of kings. A champion with no competition in site. I will destroy anyone who gets in my way. So Shado, I accept your sacrifice of Bone. JAW can’t even prepare... PREPARE FOR THE NEXT LEVEL!!! ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE Hey, what’s up with that Flaming Bed of Nails thing? NWH has some f’ed up matches. KILLER INSTINCT Better watch yourself, or else I’ll put you in that open slot against Outlaw. ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE **GULP** KILLER INSTINCT Those two Boobs think they got all their basis covered. Even got a couple of special guest refs. Bert and Ernie from the Homo Depot. Satan’s Boob already got bit once in the ass, and he get bit again if he keeps messing with me. You see Barker thinks he’s all that because of his Plinko thing. Want to hear an accusation? I think... PLINKO IS RIGGED!!! ”DEPENDABLE” DIRK SAVAGE No way. KILLER INSTINCT Yes way. All done with special magnets in those plinko chips. Do you honestly think Boob Barker leaves things to chance? Hell no. He lives in his own little safe world. Eight whites on rye a glass of OJ at 8 am. Sliced turkey and swiss hero with a Pepsi One at 2 pm. And of course the blood of a newborn baby at 7pm. To keep youthful. SNUGGLES Thwat’s dispwicable! Mista Bawka is a diwty wotten bwaby eata. What is the world cwoming to? KILLER INSTINCT Dude, I’m not talking to your gimmick bear. SNUGGLES Mista Instwinct, I’m a twough beawa. KILLER INSTINCT Whatever. Chuck, are we almost there? CHUCK ZITO Yeah, boss. Yo, check out that sign.  KILLER INSTINCT Screw that. Speaking of praying, did someone say a prayer for the dearly departed Man Slaughter? MINI-DON KING Killer, baby. Slaughter isn’t dead. KILLER INSTINCT He was dead the minute he messed with family. CUT TO: INT. A HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER Karen Instinct is trapped in the house. Man Slaughter paces around her, stalking her. Britany is there also. Britany and Karen used to be really good friends, but something has changed their relationship. BRITANY Why did you do it Karen? Why did you quit PETA? KAREN INSTINCT Britany, Slaughter, I still believe in not hurting animals. I’m still a vegetarian. I just don’t believe that extreme protesting will work. MAN SLAUGHTER Look at this...  ...Tell me what will work then. KAREN INSTINCT Hunting’s a lifestyle. They probably eat what they kill. MAN SLAUGHTER Is that so? You know I eat what I kill also. BRITANY MS, take it easy. MAN SLAUGHTER SILENCE! Karen is no longer with the folk. Like any other stray sheep, she is open wide for hungry wolves. And I am hungry. KAREN INSTINCT You don’t scare me. You never even won a wrestling match. In fact, you suck. And my brother... MAN SLAUGHTER Your brother is more concerned with other things. A Doomsday wrestling tournament and the disappearance of his Infidelity. KAREN INSTINCT ‘Lity’s gone? Where did she go? MAN SLAUGHTER That isn’t your consern. KILLER INSTINCT That’s right. It’s my concern. Man Slaughter turns to KI and Co. waiting at the door. MAN SLAUGHTER You came... KILLER INSTINCT I saw, I’ll be kicking your ass. Man Slaughter jumps out of a window and runs into the woods. KILLER INSTINCT Big puss. Hey Chuck... KI turns to see his sister and Dirk Savage kissing. CHUCK ZITO Damn, I didn’t see that one coming. KILLER INSTINCT What the hell Karen? I thought you were a.. KAREN INSTINCT Lesbian? Hell no. BRITANY But we... KAREN INSTINCT We? No honey, you ate me out. KILLER INSTINCT Eww, I don’t need to hear my sister’s lesbo stuff. MINI-DON KING I’m turned on. KILLER INSTINCT Triple Eww, I don’t need to hear about the penile functions of my dwarf manager. Look, I’m going to hunt done MS. When I get back, we are going to have adult talk about this. No talking teddy bears. Killer goes to leap out the window. BRITANY Wait, you know he’s setting you up for a trap. KILLER INSTINCT Pfft! Fine, I’m sure we’ll meet again. KI runs into the woods. END CHAPTER THREE  |