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Date Posted: 18:06:44 11/04/03 Tue
Author: Frenchman
Subject: Frenchman's State of the Union address.
In reply to: eddie 's message, "frenchy" on 22:10:51 11/02/03 Sun

The only car that gets any respect from me is JC's GTO. The rest of you fools can come on with it. This is how its gonna go.
Let's start w/ the slowest contender first, that grandma 4-door with the mismatched turbo on it. Without an EFI on it, he's simply wasting time; and yes he'll get the .10 second for every 100 lbs of porkiness that he may have in excess of X's weight..... just as it'll be offered to EVERYBODY ELSE, you too Andy V.
Next slowest is Candy ass. This car hasn't even broken into the nines and he's taking foolish challenges; go figure.
Next slowest contender would be the King himself, Andy V. who has never even made a pass w/ his 565. Heck his car's chassis couldn't even cope (run straight)with its former 482. What is he smoking?... "Save me some, please!"
Then there would be the infamous "Taz" with the store-bought hot-rod that is "oh so bad" I'm tire of hearing of his alleged 8 second pass to the point that I could just puke. "Bring that store-bought, plastic-fantastic, mid-9 second, stretched, nitroused motorcycle out and show me how it is "oh-so-bad"; getting spanked by a 3650 lb pump-gas-sippin street car on TRUE 10.5'S." What a joke!
I'd invite Hillbilly Jen to the party but there's only so many hours at the event and I don't want to be a "track-hog". Besides her speed is unapproachable. (he he he)... I'll see you shifting/ racing from the stands on Sunday. Just stand up and open your mouth... that should be conspicuous enough for anyone to find you.
The King of Speed will be there all day Sunday to strike embarrasment in all contenders. Shall we call it a "date?"
This concludes the State of the Union Address and we'll now turn you over to our previously scheduled programming.

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