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Date Posted: 13:59:10 02/02/03 Sun
Author: "DISMISSED"
Subject: GREAT PICTURES!!! STANLEY

Man I loved those pictures, what did you have to use for a lens. I didn't know there was a big enough wide angle on the market to capture that lard ass? If he don't tip the scales at 400 lbs I'll eat my badge.

Evidently the piece of shit don't run cause there is no way the springs on that sled would hold it level with all that weight. Did any of you heros out there ever wonder how many beats a minute his heart would take to push blood through that carcass. I bet if he hit the pavement they would have to use fork lifts for pallbearers.

I bet the funeral home would charge double and they would have to buy to lots to plant him. I bet with a little makeup he could enter the County Fair and take top place in the Boar division, hell he might dress out at 325 lbs.

I might be getting soft hearted cause I'm worried about his health. Maybe we are to hard on him and he really isn't so bad a guy after all. Maybe we should cease and desist from further name calling and try to get along with old CMF.

GEEEEEEEEEZZZ What the hell is wrong with me for 6 seconds there I almost felt sorry for BP lucky for me the alarm on my asshole filter for my computer went off...HARDY HAR HAR HAR.."DISMISSED"

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