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Date Posted: 19:27:27 02/03/03 Mon
Author: Dewey Cheatum & Howe Law Firm
Subject: Lawyers For Mr. CMFBP Open Letter To Hate Mongers

Dewey Cheatum & Howe
Law Firm
6969 Large Ass Dr.
Somewhere, Connecticut

Dear Hate Mongers

I have been retained by one CMFBP to put an end to the constant Malingering, Harassment, Commercial Interference, Invasion of Privacy and all other forms of hate mongering you are now engaged.

I'm in the process of drawing up legal briefs to subpoena all you hate mongers to give deposition in said lawsuit. Although I don't know who any of you are,would it be to much to ask if you would e-mail me your names and addresses.

My client sits here in my office with his Psychiatrist, tears running down his face in his backwards sport coat as I write this letter. I would not only like your addresses but all of your net worth's so I can arrive at a figure for his civil suit.

If all of you get together and talk this over I think we can come to some kind of an agreement. CMFBP would like a written apology (It can be posted on voy) signed by all the hate mongers. Also in order to avoid a messy costly court battle an out of court settlement of six figures( 1+4+1+.90+.05=$6.95) will suffice.

I'm sure if you took up a collection from the several thousand members of your little hate group it would only be a few cents apiece. If not you will leave me know choice but to forge ahead with Mr. BP's Suit.

Respectfully
Dewey Cheatum & Howe
e-mail---doofdedoof@yudumphuck.comcom

P.S. Please help me as I am worried I will have to take those pieces of shit cabs he is trying to pawn off as Police cars as partial payment---Dewey

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so far, only five (5)! (NT) -- there's not thousands, M.F., 13:01:53 02/04/03 Tue
- And So far only.... -- Mr. Obvious, 15:42:04 02/04/03 Tue