This is a travesty, CMF and we fully support your impending reaction to your guilty verdict. In that regard, we would like to prepare you for the fallout. These phone numbers should help you in turning in everybody to their Internal Affairs Units:
Florida Highway Patrol IA: 850/922-5319
Port Orange PD IA: 756-5308
FDLE IA: 850-410-8633
Traffic Court Hearing Officer IA: 386-736-5915
Volusia Sheriff IA: (904) 254-4689
Florida National Guard IA: (561) 682-0039
Oxnard Police IA, Lt. Slamma P Jamma: (805) 385-8260
Eastlake OH Police IA, Lt. Tom Doyle: (440) 243-7860
The White House IA: (202) 456-1414
And don't forget to tell them ALL that they'd have shit their pants if they had ridden with you on a Friday night patrol!