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Date Posted: 15:12:23 09/13/02 Fri
Author: DISMISSED
Subject: DATELINE.....13 September 02 Tragic Accident Involving CMFBP Florida Man

Tragic news from Florida an overweight former Yellow Page Coward Ad salesman and Police Reserve Scout was found murdered by a local Chinese Restaurant Owner Yu Dum Phuck.

The murdered man has been identified as Coward MFBP a person not unknown to local police. Lt. G. I. Hateyou said Coward was found underneath a yellow cab painted to look like a Connecticut State Chaplains car.

Pending an autopsy police speculate the cause of death appears to have been caused by a Ford Police Hat shoved down his throat causing asphyxiation. Police also say there appears to be a blunt object not unlike a nightstick stuck up his rectum, but they were unsure if it was self inflicted.

Baffled police are questioning a former Gay Connecticut State Police Chaplain Dick Hertz, and his friend Mike Hunt a Former Connecticut Reserve Scout Sergeant in connection with the crime. Police say the men were in the area of the killing, but police are skeptical as both men are double amputees.

Police found a what appears to be a large police hat counterfeiting setup in the victims garage. Officer Moe Schitt said if he's selling these hats to the public half of the United States could be suspects.

Chief Bowels Nomove refused comment and referred all questions to Medical Examiner A. Laugh. Laugh say's after all the tests come back I believe this will be ruled a Sexual Suicide.

Laugh say's that the insertion of the nightstick caused feces to back up in the victim till he tasted it. The victim then gagged on his own feces, he then put one of his glue gun hats in his mouth which was still wet with glue the glue dried and the victim suffocated.

The moral of the story is the more shit you put out the more you will have to eat....HARDY HAR HAR HAR

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