Testimony Refresher: -- Discussion for those who have been harassed by CMF

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Date Posted: 12:04:30 08/30/01 Thu
Author: Trial Prep Division, 3RH
Subject: Testimony Refresher:
In reply to: Charles the Hearing Officer 's message, "Calling CMF. Calling CMF. Reminding you of your court date Friday, 9:30 AM. Don't get all messed up on those meds and blow it. Go in there with a clear, un-medicated head!" on 17:57:10 08/28/01 Tue

CMF, please remember these helpful hints while testifying:

Continue throughout your testimony to utter "I am a retired LT and I DEMAND redress and renumeration!"

Your entire defense should begin with "These two WAnnabe Cpoward cops are membERs of the Herr Arnold HAtemongers!!"

And be sure to include: "The only thing that will beat your wannabe Hearing Officer Ass to the emergency room is the blue flashing light on my Connecticut State Police Chaplains Ford!!"

But don't forget this: "I am only here for a sit down!!" about this time, you'll want to remind them of your rank again.

And for God's sake, remember, it doesn't count when you say: DISMISSED!!

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CMF, what happened? Didn't you have your Writs and Full Exhibits ready? Or did you get another two or three tickets and you're now trying to get them all combined into one mass trial. Guess we'll have to wait until October 2 now to find out, huh? Darn, I had my 50000000 mm lens all ready to take your picture as you came out of the courthouse, too. (NT) -- Private Aye - Guess this means one more trip to Florida this year., 01:16:37 09/01/01 Sat