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Date Posted: 10:24:00 05/16/01 Wed
Author: 9-1-1 operator
Subject: EMERGENCY

(ring ring)

-Chicago 911. Do you have an emergency?

OF Cousre I do, you NItwit!! WHat is yopur name??

-This is Operator 27. How can I help you, ma'am?

MAAM? I,m not YOur mammy. THhis is LT William (BIll) ParKS, Bs, jD (retired). I CAn, slam an injunctsion on ypou right now, for that!! GEt me Sgt CAmeron in IA, RIght npow, you haer me? THeire is a loose, cannon runningh arounD YOur streets putting falsae bids on ebay!

-Sorry, sir. This is the 9-1-1 emergency line. You need to call back at the non-emergency number.

YUo will, noT telkl me who I, can Or CAN Not talk to, young lady. Get me CAmeron or you'll be back home wathcing Ricki Lake and QUeen LatIFa show reruns by tomoorow wondering if you can still get intpo thaT cosmotology SCHool CLass!! SGt. CAmerpn knows this casae and if she wants to Be a LT like me ypou'll me throuhg right now you BL....

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-Chicago 911. What is your emergency?

Yes. Good morning Miss. Would you be so kind as to direct my call to the Internal Affairs Unit and to the attention of a Sergeant Cameron please?

-Who'd all y'all thinks you was gonna kid calling back trying to be all sorts of polite? I done told you to call the other number your DAMN self! (click)
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-(ring ring)

-Chicago 911. What is your emergency?

Ehh, somebodeey speakie spanish?

-Si. Bueno senor. Me llamo Operator 27. Puedo ayudarle?

SOn of a...(click)

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