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Date Posted: 22:02:07 05/12/01 Sat
Author: 911 Operator
Subject: EMERGENCY

O: 9-1-1, What's your emergency?

B: I wAnt to reporT another HaTeMonger!!

O: A what?

B: AnOtheR HATEMONGER!!!

O: Okay, your name?

B: LT William (Bill) Parks BS, j.D. (retired)

O: Mr. Par..

B: LT!!

O: Uh, yeah, Lieutenant, where are these hatemongers?

B: ThEy'r ALl over!

O: Where, Mr. Pa... Lieutenant Parks?

B: I tRackeD one Too NEw YorK aNd onE is in, uh

O: Where are you calling from?

B: dO noT cut Me off , I;'ll dROp yOo wheRE you Stand!

O: Alright, now, uh, who are these people?

B: tHeya are TerROrists!

O: Terrorists?

B: sTanD at ATention whEn yoU spEAk to me!

O: Uh, okay Mr., uh, sir, where did you say you are calling from?

B: RiGHt here, PoRT ORange!

O: Port Orange? What state is that sir?

B: If you weRE one of MY men I woULd have yOu up on CHarges fasTER tHan yOu coUld saY COWARD! THats in FLorida!!!

O: Sir, I am not sure if there was some sort of electronic mix-up but, you've reached the 9-1-1 system in Nome, Alaska.

B: NOME????!!!!!

O: Yessir, Nome, Alaska, let me give you the correct number for 9-1-1 in Port Orange.

B: THose COWARD MFs!! TheyVe tAmpereD with my PhoNe linES!! ThEY wilL answRE FaR t6his! I respecT exPect and Demunartions! I aflo maof Meus MUnicof...

O: Sir

B: I daisent aortuenc hworting,,eitndq...

O: Sir

B: Iyrwancttt!!! Jopamdeigvnru!!!! ahspbnx,werkvns...

O: LIEUTENANT!

B: HATEMONGERTSD!!! COPWARDSA!!!! MFs!!!!!

0: LIEUTENANT!!!!

B: Yeah, yeah, I'm heRe

O: Lieutenant, just tell us who you want arrested.

B: hAtemonger 23, Cowpard SlamMMa he lIves In CalIforNia, FOnata or OXnarD,. LasT Name is JamMa,., anD his midle naMe is Parfus or sOmethIng.

O: Okay, Mr. uh, Lieutenant, Parks, I've already dispatched units. But I want to thank...

B: I WanT athem pUt away For, good!

O: Yessir, I think we can manage that.

B: I want redress, and ReNumeration!

O: Yessir, thanks for...

B: ThEU WillL RESPECT ME!

O: yessir, thanks fo....

B: ThEy, ArE COWARDS!!!

O: Yessir, th...

B: aNd I wan T to Make him SinG likE a...

O: *click*

B: Hello!!

B: HeLLo !!,, !!

B: Wel, I caN LeT theM COWARDS,, kNow thaT anoTher of ThEm is Gonna TakE, a faLL.

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