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Date Posted: 21:37:18 05/16/01 Wed
Author: 9-1-1 Operator
Subject: EMERGENCY
In reply to: Mike Larue 's message, "Hey Kev" on 07:57:21 05/14/01 Mon

O: Oxnard 9-1-1, is this an emergency?

B: Yes!!

O: What is your emergency, sir?

B: I've FOund SlamMmA

O: Could you repeat that sir?

B: Slamma, I;ve found SlammmA

O: And wh�

B: Get SGT CaMarillo!! On the pHOne!!

O: Sar�

B: CaRAMillpo on, The PHon!!!!!

O: One moment sir.

B: (I've gOt them HaTemongres NoW)

O: *click�. Sergeant Camrillo, may I help you?

B: SGT, thei is LT William (Bill) pArks B.S. j.D. (retired) calLingt

O: (grrrroan)

B: I've loCateD that COWARD MF Slammaa! ! Jamma!~

O: ooohhhhkay�.

B: He'S at 251 A STReet in Oxnard.

O: And, refresh my memory Bill, what were the crimes?

B: ThAt's LT !!! And its, HateMongring,, , 93 Counts

O: Uh Bill, er, LT, you know, if it were a 187, maybe, but�

B: 187, 429cJ, I don;'t Care, what you CaLL it, I DEMAND you locK up thhis hatemoNger toNight. Or aRE you to COWardLY to do it?

O: Well, sir, actually, hatemongering isn�t my division, that would be Sgt. Troy. Hold on a minute Mr., uh LT.

B: (FiNAlly I will gEt somewheRE with These, , Cowards in OxNard)

O: *click� Sergeant Troy, may I help you?

B: THIs I s LT William (Bill) PaRks B.S., j.D. (retired),,, I Have a LOCation oF a wAnted Felon. !!!

O: The felon's name, please?

B: Salamma ParFet Jamma, !!!!

O: And the charges, sir?

B: HATemongering!! 359 coUnts!!!,,,

O: Hatemongering? Where are those charges out of?

B: Are YOu a SGT? TheyARE from OxnaArd! I'm TellinG you RiGHT niow !!!! ArrEst theM!!!!!

O: Them?

B: If You wERE won oF my men I would bendf you Over The desK NOW! DO NOT disperect me !!,,!! HIM!!! it�s a Him!!!

O: Alright, alright, sir. So, what you want me to do is file 359 counts of hatemongering against Slamma Parfet Jamma, correct?

B: I Siad 385 counTS.!!

O: Okay, 385 counts. And what was the location of this person?

B: 251 A STReet, !!!!!!

O: 2-5-1 A Street?

B: Yeah, sOMEtimes he goes by The, alias Slamma!!!

O: Sir, that;s the Oxnard Public Library.

B: LIBrary!!!!!

O: Yessir, do you know if he has a library card?

B: THIs phoney DOEsn't have a library CARd andf he's a COWARD MF HATEMONGER!!!!!!!!

O: Well, there you go sir, 386 counts. Listen, thanks for calling� *click

O: �CAMARILLO YOU ASS� that potato in your exhaust pipe didn't come close to doing this to me��.

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And SGT Troy wan't kidding, he doesn't know you from a hole in the wall, MF! -- Yes , the public Library, right around the corner from the PD!, 07:46:43 05/17/01 Thu