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Date Posted: 22:17:13 06/22/12 Fri
Author: George
Subject: The Hope and Change Dealership

Are you rejected by society because you don't fit in?

Do you reject society because you don't want to fit in?

Are you currently engaged in antisocial behavior that you absolutely refuse to give up?

Well come right on down to the Community of Christ. We have some dealers for you!

If you don't want to live with your wife anymore, and like someone else better, we can fix that.

You don't need a lawyer. You don't need a divorce. Just make sure that your wife or husband is in a coma, or that she or he is too fed up with you to care about your living arrangements anymore, and we can put you in a brand new covenant relationship!

Do you have a sex life that is so disgusting that it required a Supreme Court decree to make it legal? Are you having trouble getting the Supreme Court to force others at gunpoint to love and respect your lifestyle? Well, at the Community of Christ, we can sure help you right now. It don't matter if you are a man in love with another man, or a woman in love with a man who thinks he is a woman, or a man in love with a woman who thinks she is a man, or a woman in love with a woman, or a woman in love with man who thinks he is a dog who thinks he is a man -- we'll take care of you.

Don't settle for a dull old traditional Christian lifestyle like your mother and father and grandparents, and great-grandparents, and all your other relatives. We have lesbian covenant relationships, and adulterous relationships, and fornicating relationships, and homosexual relationships. Anything you could possibly want, so come on down to the Community of Christ, and let our dealership help you into a new lifestyle of your choosing today!

Just remember -- At the Community of Christ, IT DON'T MATTER!

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