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Date Posted: 21:19:06 12/07/00 Thu
Author: Stardoe
Subject: Friday X Fools
In reply to: Stardoe 's message, "Wednesday and Thursday X-Fools." on 02:14:25 12/07/00 Thu

Voiceover blah blah blah
Smoulder "Sulky there's something behind me"
Sulky"Smoulder, it's your back"

***********************
Cancerman has become the fastest tap dancing gun in the west.
Skinhead has arranged for the time crack to appear at the Alright Coral at dawn tomorrow. Smoulder and Sulky are to lure him there.
************************
Cancerman comes across Smoulder and Sulky
Cancerman"I thought I told you two to be out of town by sundown."
He arranges a gun fight with Smoulder at dawn tomorrow at the Alright Coral.
Smoulder "If I'm not there, you can start without me"
**********************
At the Alright Coral at Dawn.
Smoulder "Come out Cancerman. "
Sulky "Now you dance for us Cancerman"
Cancerman turns up.
Skinhead"Push Cancerman in to the time crack. "
Cancerman falls "aAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
Skinhead "Now you Sulky"
Sulky"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Skinhead "Now you and me Smoulder. Hold me"
SH and Smoulder "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
*************************
Voiceover "Will Smoulder and Sulky catch the dreaded Cancerman? Will they get back to the year 2000 safely?"

Sulky"I hope so. I'm marrying Smoulder in a few weeks. It's the big wedding."
Smoulder "Sir, you're turning purple"
Skinhead"That's tight enough Smoulder"

Stardoe

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