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Date Posted: 02:14:25 12/07/00 Thu
Author: Stardoe
Subject: Wednesday and Thursday X-Fools.

Wednesday.
.........
He just has to flirt
Their boss he wears a skirt.
..............
Why does she have to pout?

***************
Smoulder and Sulky are back in the wild west chasing Cancer man through the time crack.

Indians are chasing them.
Smoulder "My God. Indians are chasing us"
Sulky "Don't you mean Native Americans?"
Smoulder "Where's the cavalry when you need them?"
Cavalry arrives and drives off the indians.
Smoulder "Phew! That was closer than a presidential election"
General" I'm General &&&& of the US cavalry"
Smoulder "We work for the government"
Gen "OH agents of the president. YOu look like you need horses"
Smoulder " Yes, do you have any spare?"
Gen"NO"
They gallop away.
**************
Smoulder "Giddy up horsey. "
Sulky" I'm not a horsey. Get off me!"

They come to the town of Headstone.
Sulky" Population of 300 has been crossed out and replaced with 8"
Smoulder "Let's go to the sherrif's office."
Sulky"OH CANCERMAN!"
CSM"That's Sherrif cancerman to you"

***********************************
Thursday
..........
.........blah blah
If you hear a woman scream ,
It's just Smoulder being obscene
X FOOLS!
*************
Smoulder gets out his gun to shoot Cancerman
Cancerman shoots the gun from Smoulder's hand.
Sulky" Where's the real sherrif?"
CSM"I shot the sherrif. But I did not shoot the deputy"
Sulky"BUt you shot the gun right out of Smoulder's hand!"
CSM"I used the time crack to come here three years earlier than you and in that time I have become the fastest gun in the west. All this time talking like Jack Pallance has finally paid off. Watch"
CSM shoots and we hear crashing noises
CSM "I will be invincible. I will now invent the watusi, the makareena and River Dance. With all the technology knowledge that I know I will rule the world. "
Sulky"But where will you keep your plants?"
******************

Skinhead is rushing through his office to the basement.
SH"I'm late. I've gotta get going"
*******************
Smoulder and Sulky are in the saloon.
Smoulder "What are we going to do about Cancerman?"
Sulky" What if we could get a copy of the new Spice Girl album"
Smoulder "Hey look at that chorus girl"
Sulky "My God , it's the assistant director"
SH"Smoulder. Sulky"
Smoulder "What's that buldge Sir?"
SH"Nothing. It's just part of my pantaloons"
Smoulder"But what is it?"
SH"Never mind. It's supposed to be there. Don't worry about it"
*******************************
Will Cancer man take over the world?
Can Smoulder and Sulky stop him?
etcetc blah blah blah

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